I Feel So Retarded

I just clicked on some stupid link that Zaidi posted and…
I couldn’t stop shaking with laughter!
Tell me i’m not retarded….
Please tell me you laughed too when you clicked on it…

UUUHHGGG-rrr!

I seem to be waking up *earlier* then when i was working full-time to do work
0_o
And my mind was so buggered last night, i took ages to fall asleep which is very abnormal really

Was supposed to take a driving lesson today *cough* after dropping off a CD for a mag
But my instructor ffk me again
After i take the time to choose and dress in decent white top and sneakers too
Bah

Gonna go change into a skirt now

Trying to abstain from staying over in Smellie’s place tonight
I can’t believe how weak i am
It’s only been a day!
UGH.

Must… not… be… weak…

*crawls like a starving cave fairy*

Happy Birthday FaiTheMai!!!

I have yet to meet another male who’s so emo like you
Or whose voice shoots into high pitches when emo-ing
But you know i love you muchos anyway

*BIG HUG!*

So last Friday,

Hee hee i will always think of beer, running around and Bangkok when i see Sandra
She’s a wild child yo!

I keep on forgetting Marcus’ name 🙁
I think i got it right this time 🙁
Did i?
Sorry Marcus!

Everyone keeps on asking me where i cut my hair, where i cut my hair
Okay
I cut my hair at The Lab @ Hartamas okay?
And Rico always does it
There
Now stop asking me already!

PassedOutBen made an appearance!

Urm… *looks at picture* yeah.

FaiTheMai has alot of funny emo expressions:

I give fairy kisses
Kevin gives puggy squeezes
There are many types of squeezes he gives as well

Erm no pictures of QueenKanch or Tarry, or Smellie who came later
Cos i was quite gone by then
*hides face*

Of Boycotts & Detoxes

boy·cott     P   Pronunciation Key  (boikt)
tr.v. boy·cott·ed, boy·cott·ing, boy·cotts
()
To abstain from or act together in abstaining from using, buying, or dealing with as an expression of protest or disfavor or as a means of coercion.

Joyce boycotting Adam –
To abstain from staying over as an expression of protest and disfavour to filthy apartment, thus coercing owner to buck up

Boycott starts today
*looks to the heavens*
Please God, this is my last resort to take a stance
I can’t believe how easy it is to please me as a girlfriend now
Just have to shower and clean up and i’m happy

Wtf man
I really should start setting my standards higher

HotAlcoJason was in the city again
“Come! Let’s go KLCC and detox!”
“Drink juice? Okay!”
“Yeah! Then later at night, we retox again!”
“What the hell…. bwahahahah!”

I’m Not Blind Yo

In recent months i’ve been getting more of the
“Hi, i read your blog!” comments from strangers
I don’t really mind cos it’s some form of attention
And i would be lying if i said i didn’t like some attention now and then to feed my ego

*looks at ceiling*

But the ones that weird me out is the staring and whispering and pointing
I mean, i’m not blind okay
If you’re standing four feet away from me and shoving your friend to look at me
Obviously i’d turn my head to the small commotion
Wondering whether i’m accidentally flashing some boobie or my skirt got stuck in my thong
And then i’d overhear “kinkybluefairy”

Then suddenly i’m all conscious of the way i stand
Where to look
Is there anything stuck in my braces?

-_-‘

BWARGH.

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