Tuesday January 3, 2006

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce fell weak for Malibu

Just got back from having beer with RyanSoosayRaj

I Damn Emo.

First, SuckballLouis spills Malibu on NYE
Tipsy him tried to make drinks for chicks and ended up spilling my PRECIOUS MALIBU
Bastard.

I SAW him spill the glorious liquid on the table at PanRegency

“You spilt the MALIBU!!!!!” *super freaking out*
“What? No… uh… i didn’t!” *super bad faker*

Then

RyanSoosayRaj spills beer
Not just beer
A full glass of beer
The sin, i tell you

Damn emo

:p


I Smelt A Dead Rat

The moment i stepped into the apartment

Pooh!

Wassat…?!
I looked around but i didn’t see anything so i went off to the pc room to wait for Smellie to come back and deal with it

Both boys came home in a little while and the smell apparently came from the fridge which broke down

Yuk.

I cleaned the pc room whilst the guys did their thing outside
Don’t care, not my mess, i don’t want to clean up after them anymore
Already the pc table has ash, candy wrappers, tin cans, plastic bags, ciggie boxes and damn alot of rubbish and dirt everywhere

ARGH

I kept on hearing exclamations of disgust coming from the kitchen
“Oh my god, fuckkkk…” “Gross. Shit man.” “Urgh.”
And sniggered to myself inside
Oh well you reap what you sow

Conversation between two males in a bachelor pad:
“Dude… i just found something that expired in 2001.”
“That’s not mine, man. I wasn’t even in the country in 2001!… i was in England!”


YUK.

WTF.

People like Mommy and MaryBerry would fucking FREAK OUT over the contents of the fridge okay
My wine in there had to be thrown away as well, farking hell
Not like i want to drink the stuff after sitting in that godforsaken electrical contraption of grossness beyond belief!!!!

I continued with the pc room and scrubbed the table clean, washed my hands, sauntered into the bedroom, and casually lay down on the bed with a magazine propped up on my tummy to read

“Shouldn’t we help him?” asked AdamPoserPan
(i wouldn’t say ‘ask’ cos it really meant ‘we should help him’)
I was tired and not in the mood to clean up after the people i happen to live with
“Mmmf.”
“Aw come on, he’s cleaning it all out.”
“Whose food is in there anyway?”
“Both his and mine.”
“You go clean la.”
*gives me the Joyce-You’re-Being-So-Mean look*
“… *harrumph* okay la. I’ll mop the floor when he’s done with the fridge.”
-_-

Eh the floor was damn sick okay
There was rotting liquid and two-day old melted ice cream leaking all over the place
Do you know how smelly everything was?!?!!?

After Josh was done, i went to fill the pail up with water at the kitchen tap
I turned around just to see Adam sneaking into the pc room and shutting the door slowly behind him
Feeling utterly conned, i stalked right up to the kitchen entrance (i didn’t wanna step out and dirty the floor in the living room) and called out loudly for him

“Baby. *stern voice* … BABY!!!”
*door opens and smiley face peeks through from far away*
“Yes?”
Mahai, act damn innocent all.
“What are you doing. You’re supposed to help me here right.”
“I’m fixing up the pc.”
“You don’t have to do that now!!!”
“No, i really want to, come on, i *got* you the pc!”

He got me the pc for Christmas
I don’t even see why i need the pc.
We already have one pc and one laptop.
I seriously think it’s just a ploy for him to network all three and game.

I stuck my middle finger up at him
“Do you see this? DO YOU SEE THIS?!”
He just laughed, motherfucker.
Think so funny is it.
Funny you clean la.

After i washed down the entire kitchen area and mopped it four times, then the fellow comes out of the pc room and inspects the area
He turns his nose up at the fridge which is still dirty
I don’t care, that wasn’t my jobscope, mine was cleaning the floor -_-

“Shouldn’t we clean the fridge?”
“… when you say WE, you mean ME, right.” I said pointing my index finger at myself sharply, with slit eyes.
“Erm… heh.”
“Tell you what. Why don’t YOU clean it.”
“Ah… i ‘ll do it tomorrow.”

ARGHGHGHGH ajaeljae;j oijowaierj awoi

34 Responses to Tuesday January 3, 2006

  1. yea..really emo weih..

  2. Anonymous says:

    yea..really emo weih..

  3. boys r gross, ha ha. my x had the maid over every now and again, so his place was super clean, tee hee. and he’d nag me if i left my clothes all over. super dumbass.

    but if leave damp towel on the office-style chair can la… wtf is the bloody towel rack for man? for show?

    u’re so not emo. haha.i can relate. i get like tht, sometimes. messy is one thing. smelly stinky rotting something-or-other, is another.

  4. Anonymous says:

    boys r gross, ha ha. my x had the maid over every now and again, so his place was super clean, tee hee. and he’d nag me if i left my clothes all over. super dumbass.

    but if leave damp towel on the office-style chair can la… wtf is the bloody towel rack for man? for show?

    u’re so not emo. haha.i can relate. i get like tht, sometimes. messy is one thing. smelly stinky rotting something-or-other, is another.

  5. laineylashes says:

    gaaHAhaAHAH..

    ..
    .

    but you still love him
    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  6. Anonymous says:

    gaaHAhaAHAH..

    ..
    .

    but you still love him
    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  7. louyau says:

    oi oi oi … not all guys are like that! I am defending myself, yes!

  8. Anonymous says:

    oi oi oi … not all guys are like that! I am defending myself, yes!

  9. Ok i hate cleaning. Especially not Adam’s. Hehehehehehehee..
    Cockwhip me pleaseeeeeeeee…………………………..

    -_-

  10. Anonymous says:

    Ok i hate cleaning. Especially not Adam’s. Hehehehehehehee..
    Cockwhip me pleaseeeeeeeee…………………………..

    -_-

  11. j0sh_w says:

    So did you end up cleaning it in the end? Haha…
    Adam is one funny guy. Sneaky, too.

  12. Anonymous says:

    So did you end up cleaning it in the end? Haha…
    Adam is one funny guy. Sneaky, too.

  13. finebalance says:

    This just goes to show that underneath it all boys are just slimey, grimey, gooey, dirty little creatures.

    Pooey!

    (And somehow we still love em’.)

    ~ Christine Sunday Skool Friend

  14. Anonymous says:

    This just goes to show that underneath it all boys are just slimey, grimey, gooey, dirty little creatures.

    Pooey!

    (And somehow we still love em’.)

    ~ Christine Sunday Skool Friend

  15. “There was rotting liquid and two-day old melted ice cream leaking all over the place”

    Rotting liquid? U sure it was not semen? ;P

    Haha.. jk. But still, 2-day old melted ice cream is damn gross wei.

  16. Anonymous says:

    “There was rotting liquid and two-day old melted ice cream leaking all over the place”

    Rotting liquid? U sure it was not semen? ;P

    Haha.. jk. But still, 2-day old melted ice cream is damn gross wei.

  17. devilishaz says:

    hahaha i can relate.. what’s worse is if you’ve cleaned up all those times for them and then just when you swear you’ll stop cleaning after them so maybe they’d start learning, suddenly you get so many visitors coming over and if you DONT clean up, people would think, “man your gf damn dirty wei, how come she doesnt help to clean up?” mmff..as if all the boyfriends would back us up after that!! growl~~

  18. Anonymous says:

    hahaha i can relate.. what’s worse is if you’ve cleaned up all those times for them and then just when you swear you’ll stop cleaning after them so maybe they’d start learning, suddenly you get so many visitors coming over and if you DONT clean up, people would think, “man your gf damn dirty wei, how come she doesnt help to clean up?” mmff..as if all the boyfriends would back us up after that!! growl~~

  19. LucidDr3amer says:

    OMG super YUCK! Ok, my fridge is mine. Anything I don’t recognize that’s been in there more than 1 week, I will throw out.. the boys know that by now so no one whines. Anything not mine that looks suspicious on the kitchen counter gets thrown out after 1 day….

    Yuck, yuck, YUCK ! You so got conned into mopping the floor.. you should have just left it or walked out over the living room floor and handed him the mop…. So sneaky of him…

  20. Anonymous says:

    OMG super YUCK! Ok, my fridge is mine. Anything I don’t recognize that’s been in there more than 1 week, I will throw out.. the boys know that by now so no one whines. Anything not mine that looks suspicious on the kitchen counter gets thrown out after 1 day….

    Yuck, yuck, YUCK ! You so got conned into mopping the floor.. you should have just left it or walked out over the living room floor and handed him the mop…. So sneaky of him…

  21. kennysia says:

    WAHAHAAA… you got ANOTHER PC for Christmas!

  22. Anonymous says:

    WAHAHAAA… you got ANOTHER PC for Christmas!

  23. nightstar says:

    eeeeeeeee i so know how rotting liquid from a rotting fridge smellz like.. it happenz when there’s a trip and the fridge starts to melt inside and all the frozen foodz defrost and then all the ‘preserved’ food just falls apart and oozes rotting juice.. eeeeeeeee

    u mopped it all up?!!!! u really deserve a malaysian-kitchen idol award. lucky adam!

  24. Anonymous says:

    eeeeeeeee i so know how rotting liquid from a rotting fridge smellz like.. it happenz when there’s a trip and the fridge starts to melt inside and all the frozen foodz defrost and then all the ‘preserved’ food just falls apart and oozes rotting juice.. eeeeeeeee

    u mopped it all up?!!!! u really deserve a malaysian-kitchen idol award. lucky adam!

  25. placid26 says:

    That’s so like my fridge when I was in Melbourne. In fact, I figured since the intelligent life in my fridge was already building nukes, they would have wiped each other out if war broke out. Didn’t clean it out. Let the next tenant have it. I am not a nice person.

  26. Anonymous says:

    That’s so like my fridge when I was in Melbourne. In fact, I figured since the intelligent life in my fridge was already building nukes, they would have wiped each other out if war broke out. Didn’t clean it out. Let the next tenant have it. I am not a nice person.

  27. cykster says:

    ffs. it’s ‘you REAP what you SOW.’

    you sow what you reap…..pfff. 
    *emos*

  28. Anonymous says:

    ffs. it’s ‘you REAP what you SOW.’

    you sow what you reap…..pfff. 
    *emos*

  29. devil_undercover: “smelly stinky rotting something-or-other, is another.:”

    Totally!

    laineylashes: >_< cos i’m cock-whipped

    louyau: ahaha… extra points for you then!

    KinkyPugKevin: *you* help me and i’ll help you πŸ˜‰

    josh_w: yeah. super sneaky 0_o

    jasper_spiller: “2-day old melted ice cream is damn gross wei.”

    Fucking. Gross. Okay.

    I was thinking that if i oh-so-happen to slip and fall in the gook i’d just lose it, go amok, start screaming and killing everyone in the apartment

    Cyn: you’re such a mommy. i wished you stayed with us πŸ˜‰

    kennysia: eh don’t try to be funny okay -_- spank you then you know

    nightstar: Malaysian kitchen idol award?? Fuck, i deserve waaaay more then that! (cannot say what’s in my mind haha)

    placid26: groSS. you so lost points. go learn from louyau haha

  30. Anonymous says:

    devil_undercover: “smelly stinky rotting something-or-other, is another.:”

    Totally!

    laineylashes: >_< cos i’m cock-whipped

    louyau: ahaha… extra points for you then!

    KinkyPugKevin: *you* help me and i’ll help you πŸ˜‰

    josh_w: yeah. super sneaky 0_o

    jasper_spiller: “2-day old melted ice cream is damn gross wei.”

    Fucking. Gross. Okay.

    I was thinking that if i oh-so-happen to slip and fall in the gook i’d just lose it, go amok, start screaming and killing everyone in the apartment

    Cyn: you’re such a mommy. i wished you stayed with us πŸ˜‰

    kennysia: eh don’t try to be funny okay -_- spank you then you know

    nightstar: Malaysian kitchen idol award?? Fuck, i deserve waaaay more then that! (cannot say what’s in my mind haha)

    placid26: groSS. you so lost points. go learn from louyau haha

  31. dave: AHAHA yea hor. oops. typing fast la woi :p i go change he ehee

  32. Anonymous says:

    dave: AHAHA yea hor. oops. typing fast la woi :p i go change he ehee

  33. placid26 says:

    I actually have points? I thought I was just a figment of someone’s imagination. I’m your imaginary friend. In reality, you are doing the typing. Ommmm

  34. Anonymous says:

    I actually have points? I thought I was just a figment of someone’s imagination. I’m your imaginary friend. In reality, you are doing the typing. Ommmm

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