It’s His Party & He’ll

Game If He Wants To -_-

Finally.
The VERY BELATED post on AdamPoserPan’s 21st Surprise Party.
He’s been bugging me about it like a pest.

“Where’s my birthday pics?!”
“Not yet la… damn alot okay…”
“Birthday pics! Birthday pics!”
“FARK, wait kenonot!!!”

Friday, 6th of January

T’was a mad rush day at work
BracesAaron was gracious to drive KinkyPugKevin and i around
Running errands like
Filling up 25 balloons with helium at BSC (RM2 per balloon)
And buy heaps of things from ColdStorage:
Usual party things like garbage bags, plates, forks, spoons, junk food etc

Two guys, one girl and a Kelisa is alright.

Two guys, one girl and TWENTY FIVE HELIUM BALLOONS *stuffed* in a Kelisa…

Is just not right.

It only made sense that i sat in the back since i’m the smallest to squeeze in between all the balloons
-_-

So imagine this, little Kelisa stuck in traffic jam.
KinkyPugKevin pushing away balloons that were leaking to the front of the car
So that they wouldn’t obstruct BracesAaron while he was driving.
JoyceTheFairy squashed against the window with many many balloons taking up all possible space at the back of the car

And in that awful moment, it was then that she spied

A MALIBU BOTTLE!

It was like magic
In a time of distress and need, a Malibu bottle was peeking out from the back pocket of the seat in front of her!
It was like Popeye spotting spinach when he’s under Bruno grasp
It was like a magical sign that sung out
“Joyce! It’s for you! Drink ittttt!!!!”

“Eh. Whose Malibu is this?” i gasped in between the balloons
“Oh mine, i’m bringing it for the party,” answered BracesAaron
“Ooh… so since… *i* organised the party… therefore i *am* the party… so i can drink it right?”
“I guess so.”

GREEN LIGHT!

My eyes sparkled as I reached my hand out.
Further… just. a. bit. further…
And i got it.

So there i was.

Little me squashed against the window with lots of blue balloons in the car in the middle of a traffic jam sipping Malibu from the bottle.

*sniff sniff*
Pugs have great smelling abilities
“Is that… Malibu i smell?!”
“…*glug*glug*…. hmm?”
“IT IS! I OSOWANNNNN!!!!!”
“Cannot. Malibu is for fairies.”

Just like Trix are for kids

I don’t know whether it was the traffic jam
Or the fact we were all hungry and tired
Or the helium was leaking out into the car

But we all started losing it:
Screaming and arguing and laughing and fighting

We made two trips to the apartment cos we had to drop the balloons off first
Before buying KFC and Ayamas and ice and bring the Coleman, oh and the decorations too
Damn alot of stuff wei

We were delirious with hunger by the time we reached the apartment ready to set up
Lovely Ruzy and Effie came early to help as well

It was to be a Superman theme so everyone was *supposed* to dress in superman colours
(cos Adam loves superman  and thinks he’s superman/Brandon Routh *gag*)

I covered the sofa with blue cloth
Hung yellow stars from the lights
Adam’s happy friends helped me clean up apartment… they weren’t so happy after that

BracesAaron spoke up
“Joyce. I think we had a misunderstanding… when i said i’d *help*, i thought, you know, i’d help come over, blow a few balloons, bring some chicken… We didn’t mention driving around, transporting 25 balloons, and cleaning up his apartment..!“

Well i will never forget your help Aaron 😉

He fished out some Pringles from under the sofa
“OH MY GOD! This was here since the last time i came here last year! I know because *i* opened it!”

A chorus of ‘ew’ and ‘gross’ floated all around

Everyone started coming after that before the show ended at 11:45 pm
Now the plan was really simple:
TL and Joe were my accomplices and they were to stall Adam so that the rest of the 8tv crew could get back here and *then* when everyone was in, they’d lure him back to *ugh* game.

It was a bit hard to keep 30 boisterous alco-filled people in one room quiet, but we managed it.
I looked through the peep-hole to see when they’d arrive so i could madly wave everyone to be more quiet.
Unfortunately, my feet got tired of tip-toeing at the door (peep-hole too high for fairies :p )
So (taller) Effie took over

At one point, Amanda told me
“Hey, he was wearing this shirt to work today that says ‘I Have No Idea’… do you think he was being ironic?”
Then i started freaking out that he’d guessed about the party

At one point, MareDiva was looking for the wine opener
“Joyce, have you seen it?”

So i tipsily ran around trying to look for it when i was rushing to do something else as well
I spotted it on the kitchen counter and snatched it up triumphantly
“AHA! Here you go!”

MareDiva and KinkyPugKevin stared at the contraption in her hand stonily
Kev broke the silence,

“Joyce. It’s… a tin opener.“

I stared at it blurly.

“BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!”

Damn fail hee hee.

So there.
All the many many pictures and everyone can stop bitching!!!

The day after:
*click*

KinkyPugKevin’s post:
*click*

BubblyBelindaC’s post:
*click*

Exactly a year ago, i yelled at my parents because of CNY cleaning
*click*


Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

I went to buy my new camera yesterday!!!
Upon coming out of the shop, AdamPoserPan gentlemanly carried the huge plastic bag

“Be careful!… Don’t trip… Look out for that hole!… Don’t walk near the drain!!!…. Walk here, naH!”   i squealed, for fear he might drop my new baby.

He just had a straight layan face and continued walking while i yanked him around like a ragdoll.

In the end i took the box from him and hugged it happily all the way to the car
Little girl carrying a big box ha ha ha
*happiness*

“Hiiiii.. hello, you’re my new baby…!” i crooned to it 
He stared at us in amusement
“Hey do you want to…”
“SHH. I’m talking to my new baby. No talking to me now.”

And then
I had to get a freaking eye infection so now i can’t even play with my new baby
Far. King. Hell.

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