Lose Weight, Anyone?
Osim’s latest toy – the uZap is being endorsed by MareDiva
AdamPoserPan and i were trotting around BSC when we bumped into this…
No. He definitely doesn’t need uZap
What he *does* need, is to eat more
The local-celeb Fear Factor was to be shot from Wednesday to Sunday
Guess who got eliminated on the first day? *cheeky sly smile*
Bwahaha…
“So how did you get eliminated? What stunt didja have to do?!” i asked eagerly
“Oh. *serious voice* How they did it was… *dramatic thoughtful pause* the person with the fattest girlfriend had to leave!”
“…motherf…”
“HAHAHAHA!!!”
Stupid. 
Deep Dish @ Zouk
I had to cover the Heineken Greenspace event, the night Deep Dish was spinning.
I was pretty impressed by the event deco for the whole venue @ Zouk
KinkyPugKevin posing at one of the walls >_<
I was supposed to take pictures for work and he had to stand in the way
So gatal -_-
Look, look! I’m wearing another of the necklaces Mommy got me from India
While Deep Dish was on, i took a few pictures and drank and talked cock with Ali in the console till my flu started kicking in and i left around 2 am
The next day, i called Fono just to verify the previous night’s set and how it was etc
“Okay so Deep Dish spun from around 12 something onwards…”
“Yup, Sharam went first, then Ali went last.”
“Huh? What? You mean there’s two of them?”
“… -_- … ya-uh…”
“Shit sorry la, that’s why i’m calling you right, next time i see you, you gotta educate me more man.”
“Yeah, give you crash course!”
“Bwek. Okay waiT. Wasn’t Ali the one i was talking to the whole time?!”
“Ya lar.”
“ShiT. I thought he was the manager or something….”
OMG.
I was talking nonsense and drinking and acting silly and taking pictures and didn’t even know who he was
0_o
LUCKILY i didn’t ask him an idiotic question like,
“Oh, so what are you doing with Deep Dish? Are you their manager?”
Whereupon he would’ve answered, “I *am* Deep Dish…”
And then i would have just drowned myself in the Heineken beer in embarrasment.
Well, at least when i was taking loads of pictures and layaning him i didn’t know he was the dj so i wasn’t celebrity-whoring…
Even though we were taking lots of pictures…
*pats self on back and assures self again to make self feel better*
Weekends are for catching up with my poser and my monkey
I don’t know la okay, Ash was snapping for fun and Adam bit his leg 
(weirdo) while i incidentally was biting my thumb
-_-
It’s such a retarded picture!
But i think this might be the most retarded picture of the night 
Fai flexing… Kevin, don’t drool yeah? Hee hee hee
omigoodness, my boyfriend and I were walking through 1U when I saw the life-size 2D Marion and told him that she and Adam cohost on 8TV and he went into hysterics about how Adam should have one showing his legs off too….. o_O
He’s even had a couple of dreams featuring Adam…. where they bought…. jeans… together… -_-“
omigoodness, my boyfriend and I were walking through 1U when I saw the life-size 2D Marion and told him that she and Adam cohost on 8TV and he went into hysterics about how Adam should have one showing his legs off too….. o_O
He’s even had a couple of dreams featuring Adam…. where they bought…. jeans… together… -_-“
Haha i want those flat Mares! Hahahahahahahaha!
OOoooo the things i’d do with it. Wait. I’m gay. -_-
Ehhhh can you not kacau me so much or not. -_O
Eh eh my bf Azwin ahahahhah!! O_O
Haha i want those flat Mares! Hahahahahahahaha!
OOoooo the things i’d do with it. Wait. I’m gay. -_-
Ehhhh can you not kacau me so much or not. -_O
Eh eh my bf Azwin ahahahhah!! O_O
Quilana: he dreaMT about buying jeans with Adam…? 0_o
That…is… so… wronG. …
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…
hahaha
Kev: Eh yeah, those flat Mares are cool! We could all have one in our room. She’d scream at us haha
Eh stop gatal-ing can or not.
Quilana: he dreaMT about buying jeans with Adam…? 0_o
That…is… so… wronG. …
…
…
hahaha
Kev: Eh yeah, those flat Mares are cool! We could all have one in our room. She’d scream at us haha
Eh stop gatal-ing can or not.
You don’t want to hear the rest of the dream……. >_<
You don’t want to hear the rest of the dream……. >_<
Haha I saw those Marion things yesterday at 1U… Somehow I suspected something about it would pop up here.
Adam’s joke-a-day segment’s a riot. You should have like a proper heading and title and all for it. Brilliant.
Lastly: the leg/thumb biting this is soooooo weird…
Haha I saw those Marion things yesterday at 1U… Somehow I suspected something about it would pop up here.
Adam’s joke-a-day segment’s a riot. You should have like a proper heading and title and all for it. Brilliant.
Lastly: the leg/thumb biting this is soooooo weird…
Hahz yea. Noticed the Marion OSIM endorsement last week at MID V..wat a funny pose tho.. like an arm-pit deodorant ad..hehhhz ;p
Hahz yea. Noticed the Marion OSIM endorsement last week at MID V..wat a funny pose tho.. like an arm-pit deodorant ad..hehhhz ;p
ADAM SO NEEDS TO SHUT IT OKAY. you are NOT fat. if you’re fat then i’m oprah winfrey. sheesh.
ADAM SO NEEDS TO SHUT IT OKAY. you are NOT fat. if you’re fat then i’m oprah winfrey. sheesh.
Does Adam have a thing for aneroxics? π
Does Adam have a thing for aneroxics? π
Quilana: …. 0_o ….
josh_w: eh don’t encourage him :p Haha i know it’s weird… that’s why i put it up!
nightstar: haha i din think of that
radioactivefly: that’s cos anyone compared to him iS fat
boysfearme: anorexics, dear, erm no… not that i know of >_<
Quilana: …. 0_o ….
josh_w: eh don’t encourage him :p Haha i know it’s weird… that’s why i put it up!
nightstar: haha i din think of that
radioactivefly: that’s cos anyone compared to him iS fat
boysfearme: anorexics, dear, erm no… not that i know of >_<
Your bf sure is something. What thing I don’t really know but it’s definitely something.
Why would anyone willing taser their arses and tummys? Oh wait stupid question. Flat tummys and tight arses. Sorry people, I love my *ahem* developing paunch and flaccid arse. I like the way they jiggle when I walk.
By the by, if you are fat, what does that make me?
Your bf sure is something. What thing I don’t really know but it’s definitely something.
Why would anyone willing taser their arses and tummys? Oh wait stupid question. Flat tummys and tight arses. Sorry people, I love my *ahem* developing paunch and flaccid arse. I like the way they jiggle when I walk.
By the by, if you are fat, what does that make me?
Joyce… err, i think youre cute.
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