PassedOutBen 2nd Edition was posted up a year ago – *click*
PassedOutBen & His Obsession
I was buying a top at The Curve the other day
Got an accidental curry stain on my white top
Stains are totally rational reasons to buy a new top
Walking around in stained clothing is slobby full stop
I tried on an ‘S’ which is usually my size
When i came out of the dressing room, PassedOutBen asked
“So how? Buying ar?”
“Erm no… i wanna try on another size first, this one a bit too tight la.” I said meekly
“What size is that?”
“S…”
“Cannot fit ‘S’ meh?”
“It’s prollie the brand, i usually buy small.”
“You know what this means right.”
“It means this brand is abit different la the size.”
“It means you’re in denial.”
He went to buy ANOTHER pair of shoes in Showroom on the day before his birthday
“Eh i want to see something at Showroom.”
“Again?? Haih, okay.”
I know by now that *every* time he says that, what he *really* means is he’s going to buy something there
When i saw him at the counter, i started freaking out
“WHAT?!!??! Another pair of shoes?!”
“It’s newwwwww!!!” he squealed excitedly
-_-
So every new pair that comes out must buy la
-_-
Since it was his birthday, i cut him some slack
“Okay la… is this your birthday present to yourself or something.”
“Yeah!” He answered enthusiastically
Then i remembered the Tiffany Dunks
“But you just bought a pair last month…”
“…so…”
“So your birthday is every month la.” I was fucking sarcastic so the max, i swear
“…”
No answer from the birthday boy
Yay, i win
Shaking my head, i looked over at the box that the lad behind the counter was packing
My chin jerked up and i stared at the big-eyed lad
“From now on. You are noT allowed to sell anymore shoes to him.”
I put on my sternest expression, wagged my finger at him and pointed at PassedOutBen
And repeated myself haltingly for emphasis
“Understand? You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Sell. Anymore. Shoes. To. This. Fellow.”
PassedOutBen retaliated
“Oiiiii”
“You.” I turned to him. “Keep quiet. No more shoes!!!!!”
The guy behind the counter laughed
“Ya la… next time we’ll put his picture outside… banned.”
I couldn’t help laughing with him
Obviously PassedOutBen didn’t share the humour
Anyway, it’s not like as if Showroom is going to put that sign up
Which idiot would ban one of their best suckers oops i mean clients
My Toes Hurt
After SuperPartying on Thursday with MaryBerry and QueenKanch
And last night with the editorial team at the launch of Vogue
Then TAG with AdamPoserPan FaiTheMai BracesAaron CheeHooi Akhi SueThePixie DreamerCyn AzwinAndy Dinesh etc
My feet motherfucking hurt
But my soul is happy so wee!
Jovin (owner of Vogue) really knows how to pamper the media 😉
We had a bottle compliments of him which got us all happy clappy and adoring Vogue
So easy to buy our affection
I love Ramadhan month
The clubs aren’t packed and awesome to party in!!!!
I wish it was Ramadhan half the year 
Bad News: Pit Party rave is canceled due to mourning the First Lady’s death
At office now -_-
Finish up some shiat then gonna ciao!!!
Wah. My feet seriously damn pain wei >_<
(i just edited a bunch of photos but xanga fucking with me. sien la dowan to fiddle with it anymore, gonna go play X-Box with KinkyPugKev now wee!!!)
