Oh Finally LA
I just put the pics up
Even tho it’s later then the story heh
K, see below was when PassedOutBen wanted to show me the shoes he was dying for
This was MONTHS ago btw, his latest pair was just purchased two weeks ago -_-
The Tiffany Dunks. Oh Joy.
I mean, okayla, i also go gaga over certain materialistic things
But not until…
Damn obsessive right?
Then when i kept on insulting him about it, he’d just go:
When he got the shoes, i noticed a phenomenal coincidence –
His treasured TiffanyDunks are the same colour as the MyLittlePony sticker i stuck in his car!
(there used to be a fairy sticker but it peeled off ‘because of the sun’ he said hmM)
“Oh wowee! Your dunks are the same colour as my pony sticker! Haha!!!”
“Friend. Do not. Associate. Your pony. With my shoes.”
See?! SEE?! See what i mean?!?!
PassedOutBen has too many shoes
…
And these aren’t even all the Shoe Photos in my pc
I’m just too lazy to hunt for the others, and i found these with MINIMAL EFFORT
POB smsed me last night
“I bumped into some girl i didn’t know. And she called me passed out ben. Can die.”
So next time, ask him to ‘Stop Buying Shoes!’ instead
And together, we can all work together to help PassedOutBen overcome his obsessive disorder
PassedOutBen 2nd Edition was posted up a year ago – *click*
PassedOutBen & His Obsession
I was buying a top at The Curve the other day
Got an accidental curry stain on my white top
Stains are totally rational reasons to buy a new top
Walking around in stained clothing is slobby full stop
I tried on an ‘S’ which is usually my size
When i came out of the dressing room, PassedOutBen asked
“So how? Buying ar?”
“Erm no… i wanna try on another size first, this one a bit too tight la.” I said meekly
“What size is that?”
“S…”
“Cannot fit ‘S’ meh?”
“It’s prollie the brand, i usually buy small.”
“You know what this means right.”
“It means this brand is abit different la the size.”
“It means you’re in denial.”
He went to buy ANOTHER pair of shoes in Showroom on the day before his birthday
“Eh i want to see something at Showroom.”
“Again?? Haih, okay.”
I know by now that *every* time he says that, what he *really* means is he’s going to buy something there
When i saw him at the counter, i started freaking out
“WHAT?!!??! Another pair of shoes?!”
“It’s newwwwww!!!” he squealed excitedly
-_-
So every new pair that comes out must buy la
-_-
Since it was his birthday, i cut him some slack
“Okay la… is this your birthday present to yourself or something.”
“Yeah!” He answered enthusiastically
Then i remembered the Tiffany Dunks
“But you just bought a pair last month…”
“…so…”
“So your birthday is every month la.” I was fucking sarcastic so the max, i swear
“…”
No answer from the birthday boy
Yay, i win
Shaking my head, i looked over at the box that the lad behind the counter was packing
My chin jerked up and i stared at the big-eyed lad
“From now on. You are noT allowed to sell anymore shoes to him.”
I put on my sternest expression, wagged my finger at him and pointed at PassedOutBen
And repeated myself haltingly for emphasis
“Understand? You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Sell. Anymore. Shoes. To. This. Fellow.”
PassedOutBen retaliated
“Oiiiii”
“You.” I turned to him. “Keep quiet. No more shoes!!!!!”
The guy behind the counter laughed
“Ya la… next time we’ll put his picture outside… banned.”
I couldn’t help laughing with him
Obviously PassedOutBen didn’t share the humour
Anyway, it’s not like as if Showroom is going to put that sign up
Which idiot would ban one of their best suckers oops i mean clients
My Toes Hurt
After SuperPartying on Thursday with MaryBerry and QueenKanch
And last night with the editorial team at the launch of Vogue
Then TAG with AdamPoserPan FaiTheMai BracesAaron CheeHooi Akhi SueThePixie DreamerCyn AzwinAndy Dinesh etc
My feet motherfucking hurt
But my soul is happy so wee!
Jovin (owner of Vogue) really knows how to pamper the media 😉
We had a bottle compliments of him which got us all happy clappy and adoring Vogue
So easy to buy our affection
I love Ramadhan month
The clubs aren’t packed and awesome to party in!!!!
I wish it was Ramadhan half the year 
Bad News: Pit Party rave is canceled due to mourning the First Lady’s death
At office now -_-
Finish up some shiat then gonna ciao!!!
Wah. My feet seriously damn pain wei >_<
(i just edited a bunch of photos but xanga fucking with me. sien la dowan to fiddle with it anymore, gonna go play X-Box with KinkyPugKev now wee!!!)
Your feet may hurt, but if you’re blissfully happy, it’s all worth it!
*Greg*
Your feet may hurt, but if you’re blissfully happy, it’s all worth it!
*Greg*
u gotta be kidding,. ramamdan for a 1/2 the year ? hahahahaha
u gotta be kidding,. ramamdan for a 1/2 the year ? hahahahaha
bebbbz i was such a floozy that nite @ zouk. hope u didn’t see mee hee 🙁 🙂
bebbbz i was such a floozy that nite @ zouk. hope u didn’t see mee hee 🙁 🙂
tequila…urrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
tequila…urrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
hahhahahhahaha shoes shoes shoes… what kind did he get? more dunks?
my friend over here has 46 pairs of nike’s got fight with ben already.., ,hahahahahah! i asked him, what are u going to do with all those shoes? there isn’t even enough days in a week to wear all of them, and he goes, “who wants to wear em?!”
-_0
hahhahahhahaha shoes shoes shoes… what kind did he get? more dunks?
my friend over here has 46 pairs of nike’s got fight with ben already.., ,hahahahahah! i asked him, what are u going to do with all those shoes? there isn’t even enough days in a week to wear all of them, and he goes, “who wants to wear em?!”
-_0
Half the year of Ramadhan? Have you seen the Ampang-KL elevated highway every fasting month at like 4:30pm? It is JAMMERS. Packed with cars. Takes FOREVER to get home 🙁
One month is fine.
Half the year of Ramadhan? Have you seen the Ampang-KL elevated highway every fasting month at like 4:30pm? It is JAMMERS. Packed with cars. Takes FOREVER to get home 🙁
One month is fine.
Don’t tell me he bought that Nike Angus? (Red & White Skateboard shoes)
Don’t tell me he bought that Nike Angus? (Red & White Skateboard shoes)
uh…I have 2 pairs of shoes…5, if I stretch it to shoes I have but don’t wear
:/
uh…I have 2 pairs of shoes…5, if I stretch it to shoes I have but don’t wear
:/
Guys have shoe-fetish to?..
Guys have shoe-fetish to?..
Friday was nice 🙂 I agree the “non-crowdedness” is during the fasting month is great.. More space for all of us to party! 😛
Friday was nice 🙂 I agree the “non-crowdedness” is during the fasting month is great.. More space for all of us to party! 😛
hahaha i remember being one of those gurlz staring at Ben and going “hey you’re passed out ben rights!!” hahahhaha. and he’s like “do i know you?!” “joyce xanga..” says i.. hhaha
hahaha i remember being one of those gurlz staring at Ben and going “hey you’re passed out ben rights!!” hahahhaha. and he’s like “do i know you?!” “joyce xanga..” says i.. hhaha
hikarugene: i am so NOT kidding.
nightstar: nope. not a dot. i was busy shaking my ass 😉
tim: bwAHAHA!! that was indeed gross beyond belief. My poor cousin
looney: if POB had more moolah, confirmed he’d have more pairs as well >_<
He just bought some orangey pollution nike something. Oh and after thaT he JUST bought some black dunno what dunnno what :p
josh: kekeke… but i don’t have to go through that. so give no fuck haha!
wesologisht:…. i dunno la… you gt ask him 0_o
lainie: haha so cute
vernhui: you have no idea.
Cyn: that’s why! HALF A YEAR RAMADHAN! c’mon!!!
hikarugene: i am so NOT kidding.
nightstar: nope. not a dot. i was busy shaking my ass 😉
tim: bwAHAHA!! that was indeed gross beyond belief. My poor cousin
looney: if POB had more moolah, confirmed he’d have more pairs as well >_<
He just bought some orangey pollution nike something. Oh and after thaT he JUST bought some black dunno what dunnno what :p
josh: kekeke… but i don’t have to go through that. so give no fuck haha!
wesologisht:…. i dunno la… you gt ask him 0_o
lainie: haha so cute
vernhui: you have no idea.
Cyn: that’s why! HALF A YEAR RAMADHAN! c’mon!!!
Tiffany Dunk!
Sigh.. Sold out! Somebody offer to sell at RM 800++..
I am a Nike SB fan too..
Tiffany Dunk!
Sigh.. Sold out! Somebody offer to sell at RM 800++..
I am a Nike SB fan too..
well. guess wHO bought it for that much.
This is te new genration of guys with shoe-fetish. I have one friend who is exactly like passedoutben. And they even have a magazine…all about sneakers. It is like a freaking bible to them
This is te new genration of guys with shoe-fetish. I have one friend who is exactly like passedoutben. And they even have a magazine…all about sneakers. It is like a freaking bible to them
oh no no no! the bible is some thick huge ass book i saw in Kinokuniya jusT about sneakers and the history and why and what and who and pictures and allllll the previous designs yada yada yada… which costs like 200 plus
>_<
oh no no no! the bible is some thick huge ass book i saw in Kinokuniya jusT about sneakers and the history and why and what and who and pictures and allllll the previous designs yada yada yada… which costs like 200 plus
>_<
Hahahaha!! Walau wei Ben…
Pass some to me la. I got one pair only…
And Joyce’s shoes cannot fit la.
ChickenLittle only hehehe… -_-
Hahahaha!! Walau wei Ben…
Pass some to me la. I got one pair only…
And Joyce’s shoes cannot fit la.
ChickenLittle only hehehe… -_-
ahahaha… pass out ben… just like when someone meets you and goes.. “Oh.. I know you.. you da fairy..”
ahahaha… pass out ben… just like when someone meets you and goes.. “Oh.. I know you.. you da fairy..”
wah lau… this is a Passed Out Post of Ben…hehhehehe… i guess it’s ur way to stop him from buying shoes… HAHhahaha
wah lau… this is a Passed Out Post of Ben…hehhehehe… i guess it’s ur way to stop him from buying shoes… HAHhahaha
kevin: fucking hellllll…….. *growl*
kamkuey: erm… heH.
Sue: ya lar. TRYING anyhow!
kevin: fucking hellllll…….. *growl*
kamkuey: erm… heH.
Sue: ya lar. TRYING anyhow!
buy more shoes ben!!! be the next Imelda marcos LOL
buy more shoes ben!!! be the next Imelda marcos LOL
kaykuey: i know. went for a rave with joyce n i can hear people whispering behind her back “eh.. tat’s the kinky blue fairy” all night.
wen i saw ben i wanted to say “hey, u’re passed out ben” but heh.. i was afraid he’d smack me.
kaykuey: i know. went for a rave with joyce n i can hear people whispering behind her back “eh.. tat’s the kinky blue fairy” all night.
wen i saw ben i wanted to say “hey, u’re passed out ben” but heh.. i was afraid he’d smack me.