Friday October 7, 2005

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FUCK LA

 

I’ve been trying to get a cab for the PAST HOUR and i JUST MANAGED to get one
-_-
But it’ll only come in 20 minutes
-_-

Fucking hell, not only is it Friday evening which Super Busy Cab time
BUT it’s also buka puasa time

*stress*

Gonna reach my event damn fuckING late

Great. I just got a phonecall inquiring where i am
It’s not my fucking fault ALL the cab companies are rejecting me
It’s not my fucking fault that kl is going to be jammed now and that i’m going to take longer to reach there la fucKKKKKKKKKKk


 

This Should Help You Puasa

I was on the way home yesterday from work when i heard reckless shouting and whistles
Turning my head to the side, i was greeted by the undesirable sight of bloody mat motors
Mat motors!! In the lovely neighbourhood of Taman Tun@@!!


Damn fucking annoying

Just the other day i saw some mat-motors-to-be = primary school boys on bicycles
And you know what one of them was doing?
A wheelie in THE MIDDLE of the Penchala Link junction as the lights went green

How utterly intelligent -_-

So dum dee doo
I continued trotting home
It relaxes me as i go over my workday and what i shall be up to later
Just as thoughts of mat motors verbally sexually harrasing me breezed through my mind
I spotted an old malay man on a motorbike out of the corner of my eye
My evaluation of him whistling at me was a probable percentage of 20% 
And lo and behold, i heard a sleazy ‘hi’ and he slowly rode past

euch

My middle finger shot up automatically without my head even so much as turning a hair
I have this wonderful ability to show my middle finger to cat-callers on impulse and at the same time evaluate how i’d avoid them if they suddenly came towards me
(jump into a neighbour’s house etc)

So la di da
Continued walking home
And i saw Squirrel Nutkin’s cousin

You know Peter Rabbit?
Squirrel Nutkin’s his friend wut, silly

Yea so i saw Squirrel Nutkin’s cousin…

….

Poor Squirrel Nutkin… wonder whether he knows about the accident yet

 

12 pm…

Lunch time!

74 Responses to Friday October 7, 2005

  1. may_devil says:

    Lunch after the picz …

    hahah – interesting ….

  2. Anonymous says:

    Lunch after the picz …

    hahah – interesting ….

  3. tanjf says:

    ergh… no meat for me for today’s lunch…

  4. Anonymous says:

    ergh… no meat for me for today’s lunch…

  5. tanjf says:

    ergh… i dun think i’ll be taking any meat for my lunch, or maybe dinner too, OR maybe for my breakfast for tommorow too… or i’m thinking of being a vegetarian…

    no thanks to the nice pic! hehe!

  6. Anonymous says:

    ergh… i dun think i’ll be taking any meat for my lunch, or maybe dinner too, OR maybe for my breakfast for tommorow too… or i’m thinking of being a vegetarian…

    no thanks to the nice pic! hehe!

  7. nightstar says:

    oh me lord. trust joyce [ u] to bend down and take a picture no matter how gross. crap can almost smell the dead thing from here… eeeeeeeeek

  8. Anonymous says:

    oh me lord. trust joyce [ u] to bend down and take a picture no matter how gross. crap can almost smell the dead thing from here… eeeeeeeeek

  9. joyce.

    u’re mad i tell you. mad.

  10. Anonymous says:

    joyce.

    u’re mad i tell you. mad.

  11. yishyene says:

    Poor animal!

    Would you want YOUR picture on the web if you died like that?!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAH *shuts eyes*!!!!!!!

    *opens again to look for the Submit button*

  12. Anonymous says:

    Poor animal!

    Would you want YOUR picture on the web if you died like that?!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAH *shuts eyes*!!!!!!!

    *opens again to look for the Submit button*

  13. cyberred says:

    GAWD THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! =((( poor thingy

    btw just becareful of flashing middle fingers up. especially alone. don’t want to be woman-napped do you?

    cyber-red.blogspot.com

  14. Anonymous says:

    GAWD THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! =((( poor thingy

    btw just becareful of flashing middle fingers up. especially alone. don’t want to be woman-napped do you?

    cyber-red.blogspot.com

  15. eww. dunno how u can tahan the sight and got patience and guts somemore to take the pic!

    but yes, abt them ‘mat-motors’.. had one guy sing a hindi song while following me ok.. wht a weirdo…

    aiyoh pls la.. not only them ok! the worse ones r the kicap fellas! *shudder* kenot even walk down the street in peace without them saying ‘hi’.

    Ish. no bloody manners. must disturb anything in a skirt. but, i’m now so immune to it because i’ve been away too long n even then, go back alos… freakin drive, even if it’s just to the 7-11 nearby. hehehe…

  16. Anonymous says:

    eww. dunno how u can tahan the sight and got patience and guts somemore to take the pic!

    but yes, abt them ‘mat-motors’.. had one guy sing a hindi song while following me ok.. wht a weirdo…

    aiyoh pls la.. not only them ok! the worse ones r the kicap fellas! *shudder* kenot even walk down the street in peace without them saying ‘hi’.

    Ish. no bloody manners. must disturb anything in a skirt. but, i’m now so immune to it because i’ve been away too long n even then, go back alos… freakin drive, even if it’s just to the 7-11 nearby. hehehe…

  17. avrilchan says:

    OMG!! I was JUST in the car with two other girls and they were talking about how cute squirrels are. So i told them, “I see squirrels ALL the time on the road……..FLAT.” They eeeyyyerr and eeeeeeewwwwww all the way, saying I ‘shattered their beautiful illusion/fantasy of fluffy tailed squirrels. I just showed one of them this pic. How ironic. In a time span no less than 5 mins, too! Nice to have an accompaniment!

    *like a sad tune playing in the backgrnd* Hahhahahaha!

    am i making sense?

  18. Anonymous says:

    OMG!! I was JUST in the car with two other girls and they were talking about how cute squirrels are. So i told them, “I see squirrels ALL the time on the road……..FLAT.” They eeeyyyerr and eeeeeeewwwwww all the way, saying I ‘shattered their beautiful illusion/fantasy of fluffy tailed squirrels. I just showed one of them this pic. How ironic. In a time span no less than 5 mins, too! Nice to have an accompaniment!

    *like a sad tune playing in the backgrnd* Hahhahahaha!

    am i making sense?

  19. Oi. A bit disgusting right the picture. *spank joyce*
    Put la my bf’s naked pictures… Lagi cun. -_-

  20. Anonymous says:

    Oi. A bit disgusting right the picture. *spank joyce*
    Put la my bf’s naked pictures… Lagi cun. -_-

  21. andyrascal says:

    darling..you’re a sick chick…

  22. Anonymous says:

    darling..you’re a sick chick…

  23. cykster says:

    you’re a bit off y’know that, joyce.

  24. Anonymous says:

    you’re a bit off y’know that, joyce.

  25. AUGH! (nice photo btw, vibrant color ;D)

    Mat motos?? Tmn Tun? Don’t forget, kampung sungai penchala is practically next door…so that might explain it.

  26. Anonymous says:

    AUGH! (nice photo btw, vibrant color ;D)

    Mat motos?? Tmn Tun? Don’t forget, kampung sungai penchala is practically next door…so that might explain it.

  27. hmm, wierdly it looks rather nice… the colage of red blood and brown fur… nice nice… =P

  28. Anonymous says:

    hmm, wierdly it looks rather nice… the colage of red blood and brown fur… nice nice… =P

  29. lainieyeoh says:

    FUCK

    how to eat after seeing that?

    But yeah I have the flip off reflex too.

  30. Anonymous says:

    FUCK

    how to eat after seeing that?

    But yeah I have the flip off reflex too.

  31. Ponk says:

    cool can you give me a copy of that pic! coooooool!

  32. Anonymous says:

    cool can you give me a copy of that pic! coooooool!

  33. malaysian says:

    wah you’re the first woman I’ve ever come acrossed that can tahan gore. nice.

  34. Anonymous says:

    wah you’re the first woman I’ve ever come acrossed that can tahan gore. nice.

  35. GAMBSKIT says:

    knn… t(6_6 t)

  36. Anonymous says:

    knn… t(6_6 t)

  37. timstone says:

    this is so refreshing compared to the usual *cute and pretty* pics you put up joyce.

  38. Anonymous says:

    this is so refreshing compared to the usual *cute and pretty* pics you put up joyce.

  39. kamkuey says:

    Wah… u actually stopped, whipped out your camera, squat down and took that pic? RESPECT!!!

  40. Anonymous says:

    Wah… u actually stopped, whipped out your camera, squat down and took that pic? RESPECT!!!

  41. jellypixie says:

    wah lau…. damn horrible and terrible right…

  42. Anonymous says:

    wah lau…. damn horrible and terrible right…

  43. *LOL*

    woohoo yay everyone loves my picture! *does happy dance* haha

    nightstar: no la, it was still very fresh, no smell yet…  :p !!!

    cyberred: of course not… πŸ™

    avrilchan: nice coincidence πŸ™‚

    KinkyPugKevin: you say one ar… really put then you know 0_o

    sure everyone more trauma then this pic then

    AzwinAndy: but you still love me!!!

    RainbowGayDave: eh so are you wut… in a diff way la

    ponk: cannnn πŸ™‚ remind me on email

    malaysian: πŸ˜€ it’s just urm nature πŸ˜›

    timstone: hmm true… this is so different from the usual fairies and ponies

    kamkuey: yeah man, squatted down in my skirt somemore k!

  44. Anonymous says:

    *LOL*

    woohoo yay everyone loves my picture! *does happy dance* haha

    nightstar: no la, it was still very fresh, no smell yet…  :p !!!

    cyberred: of course not… πŸ™

    avrilchan: nice coincidence πŸ™‚

    KinkyPugKevin: you say one ar… really put then you know 0_o

    sure everyone more trauma then this pic then

    AzwinAndy: but you still love me!!!

    RainbowGayDave: eh so are you wut… in a diff way la

    ponk: cannnn πŸ™‚ remind me on email

    malaysian: πŸ˜€ it’s just urm nature πŸ˜›

    timstone: hmm true… this is so different from the usual fairies and ponies

    kamkuey: yeah man, squatted down in my skirt somemore k!

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