Exactly a year ago, Joyce was in denial
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It Seemed Pretty Interesting
…But Why 7?
So i made it 6.
I got this off ZanyLainie
But i’m adding an extra one woohoo!
Six Things I Wanna Do Before I Die
1. See a fairy
– tried so very hard in Mt. Kinabalu and fields and woods in UK… but to no success as of yeT
2. Visit the Malibu factory in the Carribeans
– i got an email from a couple who reads my blog and told me about it. Now i really really really wanna go and drown in it
3. Skydive and hopefully, BASE jump
– already bungee-jumped but there’s always a step further π
4. Have a threesome
5. Travel to as many places as possible and meet as many types of peeps as poss
6. Produce some sort of work that will actually get me remembered centuries after i die
Six Things I Could Do
1. Go really insane till i hallucinate and think i see a fairy
2. Buaya some insanely rich old fucker who will buy me Malibu island
3. Skydive
4. Have a threesome
5. Travel to many many places in the world, have a blast and get really fat eating everything i see there π
6. Produce work that gets me famous for the time being π
Eleven Often Repeated Words
1. Wee!!
– happy squeal
2. Malibu!!!
– downright excited shouting
3. Dowan
– tak layan
4. Can oso
– lazy to pronounce properly
5. Fuck you la
– lazy to layan or nothing to say to defend self from burning statements
6. Takkan…
7. Was it fairies?!
– irritate everyone by putting fairies as the possible reason for anything that happened
8. Cannot make it dot com
9. Let’s go drink!
10. Can die
11. What the fuck?!
Haha i came up with so many i changed it to 11 now
continue this later
dinner time with the poser, maryberry, a heavy rainbow and some complaining motherfucker from T3 hahahah
Continued:
Six Physical Attributes I Look For In Men
1. Piercing-thru-the-soul kind of eyes
– *swoon*
2. Long shlong
– *cough*
3. Awesomely manly hunky shoulders
– Adam kinda loses out on this one… okay la, it’s wide abit
4. Small nipples
– KinkyPugKevin’s are still my favourites. So rock hard. I like.
5. Nice teeth
6. Long shlong
Of course. I’m pretty sure i wrote this before,
Everytime i meet someone i think is hot,
I never end up getting with them because i just don’t find them attractive enough inside.
AdamPoserPan still hasn’t accepted the fact that i didn’t find him hot the first few times i met him
So perasan right?
I’m adding an extra one yahoo!
Pet Names My Other Half Calls Me
1. Orang asli 
2. Pork pie 
3. Hippo 
4. Cheebai 
5. Koko
6. TP 
– Okay la. Among all the nicknames, TP is prollie the least insulting. KinkyPugKevin’s the only other person who knows what it means (and you’d better shut up about it!)
Can someone please teach him to call me nice chinese nicknames?
He doesn’t even know their meanings but just bang only
He just called me Sek Fan just now:
“Hello, SEK FAN!!!”
*super cannot make it dot com kwailo pronunciation*
“You can’t simply call me ‘sek fan’ and not even know what it means okay. Where got people call their girlfriend ‘eat rice’ wan!”
“Well… that’s cos you’re like a rice ball, baby.”
*breathes fire*
At the times when he’s feeling more sentimental, then he calls me ‘baby’ and ‘beautiful’
But no
Most of the time, he calls me the names on the list above
*points frantically*
Fuck Damn Full Man
Just had KickAss Indian food from the stall behind the office
Had my usual faves of veggie, curry fish and ladies’ fingers
I only have one more small thingamajigs to shoot
Damn…
Gonna be such EFFORT to move around after a heavy lunch
>_<
After so long, u still look that gorgeous. Nice to know your still around… Well take care aiight… Rock the advertising world woii!
After so long, u still look that gorgeous. Nice to know your still around… Well take care aiight… Rock the advertising world woii!
Hee hee good grief haven’t seen you for some time!! I’m moved from working in advertising to publication π
Hee hee good grief haven’t seen you for some time!! I’m moved from working in advertising to publication π
whoaaaaaaaaaa… i want them all!~ lol.. yupzz.. i want i want *greedy face* hahahaha.. where do u want me to meet u up? hehehe
whoaaaaaaaaaa… i want them all!~ lol.. yupzz.. i want i want *greedy face* hahahaha.. where do u want me to meet u up? hehehe
can we go back to the bit about the threesome?
can we go back to the bit about the threesome?
Yeah. All I read was yada yada yada Have a threesome yada yada yada…
Yeah. All I read was yada yada yada Have a threesome yada yada yada…
Kickass Indian food??
Where??where?where???
Kickass Indian food??
Where??where?where???
skydive so expensive..sigh
skydive so expensive..sigh
3 some… haha every guy’s dream.
Joked abt it with my x, he said ok.. well he thought i meant me, another chick & him. i was like eh eh.. whtchu think… 3 means 2 guys and me lo!! hahaha..
I cannot believe he took it seriously.. it was a joke… as if I’m gonna let him have one of his Fanatasies. Icvk.. No way man… lol.
3 some… haha every guy’s dream.
Joked abt it with my x, he said ok.. well he thought i meant me, another chick & him. i was like eh eh.. whtchu think… 3 means 2 guys and me lo!! hahaha..
I cannot believe he took it seriously.. it was a joke… as if I’m gonna let him have one of his Fanatasies. Icvk.. No way man… lol.
was just looking at some of ur blogs.. i’m surprised i never met u when i was in KL.. u were out and aboot! btw-love ur art π
was just looking at some of ur blogs.. i’m surprised i never met u when i was in KL.. u were out and aboot! btw-love ur art π
Now that is FUNNY!! Hey, guess what!! My band EXILES is currently no.1 on the i-bands.net charts. Another song is in the top 10 too. Check out my band’s website: EXILES
Now that is FUNNY!! Hey, guess what!! My band EXILES is currently no.1 on the i-bands.net charts. Another song is in the top 10 too. Check out my band’s website: EXILES
Heavy rainbows, you say?! Why that’s impossible! Rainbows are refracted light, in a way you could say that they’re light-weights. *chuckle*
-_-
=Γ
Heavy rainbows, you say?! Why that’s impossible! Rainbows are refracted light, in a way you could say that they’re light-weights. *chuckle*
-_-
=Γ
Niamagehai I don’t complain a lot la kkkkk.
Hmph.
Niamagehai I don’t complain a lot la kkkkk.
Hmph.
it’s okayla..fip likes to call me fei mao
it’s okayla..fip likes to call me fei mao
ladyshanice: haha i burn for you la. Email me your hp number lo
lainie: ahaha!
josh: typical guy *ptui* kekeke
vernhui: isn’t all indian food kick ass π okay la, i think i’m overrating the one behind my office cos it’s the *only* one there. So naturally, it’s the besT one if it’s the only right… *looks at ceiling*
flybabypiglet: yES it is *sigh*
devil_undercover: to each his own haha
lilmui: π Well when *are* you in kl? i have the impression you dont’ stay here…!
angel_vow: cool, congrats π
cykster: well then, you’ll be the fiRST EVER HEAVY rainbow, dave!!! ooer… touched on the weight issue didn’t i? *runs*
KelTSD: heh you know i love your bitchin. Else i wouldn’t see you π
lainie: fuck my chinese damn bad wei… what’s that mean?
ladyshanice: haha i burn for you la. Email me your hp number lo
lainie: ahaha!
josh: typical guy *ptui* kekeke
vernhui: isn’t all indian food kick ass π okay la, i think i’m overrating the one behind my office cos it’s the *only* one there. So naturally, it’s the besT one if it’s the only right… *looks at ceiling*
flybabypiglet: yES it is *sigh*
devil_undercover: to each his own haha
lilmui: π Well when *are* you in kl? i have the impression you dont’ stay here…!
angel_vow: cool, congrats π
cykster: well then, you’ll be the fiRST EVER HEAVY rainbow, dave!!! ooer… touched on the weight issue didn’t i? *runs*
KelTSD: heh you know i love your bitchin. Else i wouldn’t see you π
lainie: fuck my chinese damn bad wei… what’s that mean?
fei mao means… fat cat. ehheh…
but joyce.. TP.. tai pei? *winks innocently*
fei mao means… fat cat. ehheh…
but joyce.. TP.. tai pei? *winks innocently*
“Hello, SEK FAN!!!”
*super cannot make it dot com kwailo pronunciation*
“You can’t simply call me ‘sek fan’ and not even know what it means okay. Where got people call their girlfriend ‘eat rice’ wan!”
“Well… that’s cos you’re like a rice ball, baby.”
*breathes fire*
-joyce-
AHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! ROFL!!! *CHEER* and the crowd in my room goes wild!!!! HAHAHAHAHH!!!! this is by far the funniest blog post of the day! i’m gonna post it on my mine.. AHHAHAHAH!!
“Hello, SEK FAN!!!”
*super cannot make it dot com kwailo pronunciation*
“You can’t simply call me ‘sek fan’ and not even know what it means okay. Where got people call their girlfriend ‘eat rice’ wan!”
“Well… that’s cos you’re like a rice ball, baby.”
*breathes fire*
-joyce-
AHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! ROFL!!! *CHEER* and the crowd in my room goes wild!!!! HAHAHAHAHH!!!! this is by far the funniest blog post of the day! i’m gonna post it on my mine.. AHHAHAHAH!!
i think u’ve already accomplished number 6 bebz π
i think u’ve already accomplished number 6 bebz π
lily: haha wronG
looney: haha … i didn’t think it was THAT funny when i wrote it.. prollie cos it was being said to mE. -_- Glad you like it, luv π
nightstar: there’s always room for improvement π
lily: haha wronG
looney: haha … i didn’t think it was THAT funny when i wrote it.. prollie cos it was being said to mE. -_- Glad you like it, luv π
nightstar: there’s always room for improvement π
*scowl*
*sharpens parang*
*scowl*
*sharpens parang*