Tiff Outside My House
I woke up bright and early on Monday morning to hype myself up for work
Humming to myself, i let myself out the front door only to be greeted by…
A big fucking spread out MESS of garbage in my front porch.
I whipped my head around to look for the culprit
He scampered off immediately knowing he was in deep shit
I growled softly and stepped forward to inspect the damage
Plastic bags, chicken bones and unused meat, torn-up coffee sachets
Garbage garbage garbage
Was just s p r e a d out
A total eye-sore
I looked at the time
My mother sure stress if she comes back to behold this
So i bunched up my long skirt between my legs like an ah poh
Reached out for the broom
And started sweeping the damn thing up
Raw chicken flesh sticks to gravel, btw *growl*
Once everything was back in the garbage bag
I turned around to see the guilty staring at me
He ran back into his hiding place
I went to him
“Come here.”
“No.”
“You come here. Right now.”
“No.”
“Fine. Thanks to you, my effort of waking up early was wasted. You. Had. Better. NOT. Mess up the place again. If i come back and it’s all out here again, you’re going to get a big tight smack from me.”
“…”
“Do you understand?”
I stood back up to see my neighbour staring at me having a full-on conversation with my dog.
Bimbotic Fairy Line Of The Day:
“I think my tits are bigger today… I can’t see certain places cos it’s blocking. Woo…”
Bullshit Pug Line Of The Day:
“I drink with a conscious mind.”
Wishing You All Orgasms For Life
September is chock full of birthdays
So here is my shoutout
Happy 24th to
PassedOutBen
I guess we’ve been through so much nonsense, fun, drunkardness, emo-ness and escapades that i can’t possibly write it down all here. 
Happy 23rd to
KinkyPugKevin
Don’t be so depressive on your blog can or not. Read also can die.
We parTAY this Friday!
Happy (oops forgot how old) Birthday to
RyanSoosayRaj
I know you’re doing fantastic in London and i’m so fucking proud of you.
Love always.
Happy 22nd to
DebbieOng
Sorry couldn’t make it to your session tonight. It was the boyfriend’s mother’s birthday as well 0_o
So that one cannot challenge ya?
*phew*
That’s done
And that only covers this weekend
0_o
Getting all emo thinking about all my friends
While listening to slow songs
While resting after a long week
Sure cannot make it, right?
I just read an email AshleyTheMonkey sent me
Made me laugh out loud twice cos i can imagine how stu-piD you are saying certain things to me
… miss you damn alot
This is the first time in ages i’ve just sat down and chilled out in front of my pc with the fan blowing at my right shoulder at 2 am
I’ve definitely been spending alot of time out of home
Dreams of my family dying have made me cry in my sleep before
Then AdamPoserPan will hug me and tell me it’s okay cos it’s only a nightmare
But then
I shouldn’t take the nightmare for granted and spend as much time with the people i love most in the world, true?
Yup
*reads back*
Wah
Damn emo wei this post
Can die
0_o
damn right
family comes first
spend more time with ME!
hahaha
damn right
family comes first
spend more time with ME!
hahaha
maybe if you ACCEPT our invitations to come out then we’ll see you more!!! I see your SISTERS around alot. only you la. so anti social. haha.
maybe if you ACCEPT our invitations to come out then we’ll see you more!!! I see your SISTERS around alot. only you la. so anti social. haha.
poor baby! i had dreams like that b4 but i was end up sleep walking to do something somehow. hmm…
poor baby! i had dreams like that b4 but i was end up sleep walking to do something somehow. hmm…
berry my darling: eh fuck. that one more dangerous right. You know i hate youdoing that 0_o wah first time i check and reply comments so fast hahahaha
berry my darling: eh fuck. that one more dangerous right. You know i hate youdoing that 0_o wah first time i check and reply comments so fast hahahaha
hehe.. *think boobs get bigger when you pms coz of bloating..* hahaha… eh it does ok.. fucking painful somemore.
hehe.. *think boobs get bigger when you pms coz of bloating..* hahaha… eh it does ok.. fucking painful somemore.
eh mine doesn’t get painful… it just gets bigger mwahaha
eh mine doesn’t get painful… it just gets bigger mwahaha
You think what your dog did was bad?
The fucking monkeys raided last night. Garbage everywhere, and they popped open the cupboards outside and pulled out everything and threw it all over the cars. And then they did their monkey business. Bastards. It’s BB gun time, I tell ya.
You think what your dog did was bad?
The fucking monkeys raided last night. Garbage everywhere, and they popped open the cupboards outside and pulled out everything and threw it all over the cars. And then they did their monkey business. Bastards. It’s BB gun time, I tell ya.
omg.. tie your dog la. π my name’s Debbie Ong too!
omg.. tie your dog la. π my name’s Debbie Ong too!
lol i thought who was it at the first place ..and its your dog . haha !
for me , this month birthday’s are lesser than the month of october tho . october is like everyweekend and day . =] haha including which include myself . Haha
lol i thought who was it at the first place ..and its your dog . haha !
for me , this month birthday’s are lesser than the month of october tho . october is like everyweekend and day . =] haha including which include myself . Haha
whoa babe, yr post sounds more like a poem~ hahaha… I can see pink is yr colour! Nice.
whoa babe, yr post sounds more like a poem~ hahaha… I can see pink is yr colour! Nice.
Hmm… I hate those parens dying dreams too.. haven’t had one in ages, thank god.. Was nice to see you Friday too π
Hmm… I hate those parens dying dreams too.. haven’t had one in ages, thank god.. Was nice to see you Friday too π
hahaha. I talked to my dog all the time.
I am not sure whether she understands me. She just sit down and stare at me.
hahaha. I talked to my dog all the time.
I am not sure whether she understands me. She just sit down and stare at me.
hahhhahaa.ur so kewt:)
hahhhahaa.ur so kewt:)
good wishes π
good wishes π
spend time with them while u can ..
trust me…
i learnt that the hard way… π
spend time with them while u can ..
trust me…
i learnt that the hard way… π
josh: ew okay that’s quite bad that they shat everywhere. BB gun! ho ho quite a good idea actually if you were really prepared to hate them to extreme… then again i DID hate this stupid neighbour’s cat who kept on shitting in our back garden. Cat poo is damn smellie wei eucH. I threw a clothes peg at it once but i missed π
debbie: nooooo…. no way! i don’t want to tie the fellow up! he’ll be damn bored -_- so kesian
juzmich: oh well, as can be seen, everyday is someoe’s bday on my blog π
TheSariPartyGirl: not just anY* pink, fuchsia lady, fushsia π
cyn: confirmed there will be more to come π it’s always a pleasure talking cock with you π
allish_devillish: i think they do… just that they cannot answer :p hee hee
nightstar: *looks up* heh
lainie: oi you just purposely want me to see those moving titties everyday right ! tsk* tsk*
faithemai: 0_o………… π
josh: ew okay that’s quite bad that they shat everywhere. BB gun! ho ho quite a good idea actually if you were really prepared to hate them to extreme… then again i DID hate this stupid neighbour’s cat who kept on shitting in our back garden. Cat poo is damn smellie wei eucH. I threw a clothes peg at it once but i missed π
debbie: nooooo…. no way! i don’t want to tie the fellow up! he’ll be damn bored -_- so kesian
juzmich: oh well, as can be seen, everyday is someoe’s bday on my blog π
TheSariPartyGirl: not just anY* pink, fuchsia lady, fushsia π
cyn: confirmed there will be more to come π it’s always a pleasure talking cock with you π
allish_devillish: i think they do… just that they cannot answer :p hee hee
nightstar: *looks up* heh
lainie: oi you just purposely want me to see those moving titties everyday right ! tsk* tsk*
faithemai: 0_o………… π