Exactly a year ago, Joyce hated Rush… and still does :p

Joyce Gets Slathered

In Strangers’ Sweat

Say what?!

Let’s start with earlier in the night –

AdamPeterPan and i had time to kill in KL last night
Being in KL Hilton again and not being able to resist
He had creme brulee and coffee
And the fairy had wine

Then we met up with my cousin JingHua and her gaggle of 8 friends in Uptown
Her TomYamSoup smelt so good
So i ordered some too

Adam, of course, didn’t touch any

And dragged her to Bliss Boys nite

oh

my

god.

I’ve never had so many strangers rub their sweaty half-naked bodies all over my arms before
It was damn stress getting from the entrance to the bar and i kept on squealing inwardly everytime some hunky (unfortunately gay) dude rubbed his dripping skin on my arm

After a while i gave up flinching cos i would look like i’m convulsing the whole time if so

It was damn crowded
The music was great
Adam was being a pest and clinging to me so that noone would pinch his ass
I got pinched on the leg by a gay  (so that’s okay)
But he was keen on introducing me to his two lesbian friends who looked like they work in a fish market
Being polite, I did smile quickly but even so they didn’t smile much
So they looked as if they *did* have a chopper for fish and fairies behind their back

Ooer.

I faked being absorbed with my cousin, clung to her and ran off
(oh at that time poor Adam got lost in the sea of bliss boys)

PassedOutBen was hiding somewhere

But you know what, it was really fun…
Met alot of interesting people
I wanna go back again

With my cousin and our gay friends.

We’ll leave the scaredy straights at home.

Irony Means…

i·ro·ny    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (r-n, r-)
n. pl. i·ro·nies

The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.

Irony Is When…

… i get asked to write the article down below

Published July 2005

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The Tragedy

Sunday afternoon i went for wine and food at Marche @ The Curve with AdamPeterPan, HotJason and LilySiren.

LilySiren accidentally let out it was her birthday the day before.

Big mistake, Lily.
Big, big mistake.

Despite protesting that she had a dinner date and an assignment due the next day.

HotJason and AdamPeterPan cajoled and cajoled and cajoled her till she caved in.
I tried stopping them for pity’s sake.

“Eh… stop hassling her la! She has to do her work okay!”
“Joyce, sit back and shut up! We’re almost there….”

>_<

They made her drink wine.
They made her drink two flamings at TGIF.
And a blowjob (the drink, silly)
They got her to stand on the sofa and give a speech.
The staff sung her Happy Birthday.
All before dinnertime.

……

Last i heard, she had to be driven home in her car and didn’t do her work till 4 am

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I don’t think LilySiren is going to come out with us anymore thanks to them living up to their notoriety.

Damn shy man. Bring her out and those two idiots get her drunk in the afternoon.
Ish.

Sorry Lily….!!!

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