Tuesday July 5, 2005

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I owned Adam’s Ass

Literally

After blogging last night, i poofed myself into his bean bag
And played X-Box with him

We played Star Wars

He beat me in the first match
Adam was JediKnightLuke
And i was JediMasterObiWan

After that i thought it only fair i just took the same characters as him
Just to see who could play better

Adam takes Luke
Joyce takes Luke

Joyce wins

Adam takes ObiWan
Joyce takes ObiWan

Joyce wins

And ohmygod (this is where public bitching comes out)
Adam’s a sneaky bastard!
We played lotsa rounds
And there was one round he won after the first, you know why?

His apartment mate came out of his room suddenly
Being decent, i hurriedly sat up and adjusted Adam’s long football t-shirt i was wearing
Adam stopped playing as i did this (OR SO I THOUGHT)

I look at the screen FIVE SECONDS later to see…

Adam whipping the ASS out of my non-moving character

 

THE CHEEK!

 

THE SNEAKY BASTARD!!!

 

THE CHEATING

BOYFRIEND@!!!!

 

I yelled and started pressing my control buttons furiously
Trying to catch up

He won
And started going ‘hee hee hee’ in glee

-_-


W T F

Not Shy. Nevermind. Let him win.
We continued playing and i kept on winning till he got  up and said hurriedly
“Okay, you’rebetterthanmeatthis, let’splaysomethingelse.”

I kept quiet and thought, ‘okay la, anything.”

Then we played this GAY ASS cartoon game
Where he didn’t exactly tell me what the controls are
And beat the total crap out of me 6 games in a row

Whereupon he started dancing in glee

Come on, baby
Star Wars versus GAY ASS CARTOON game?

Admit it

I owned you. Big time.

AND THEN

This morning, i come into work
And we start arguing on MSN about who’s better

Tonight.
Rematch.

Bring it on.


 

Lunch Break and Honeydew

Joyce is officially on diet
For all you people who keep on giving me annoying looks and that i’m thin bla bla bla
Just fuck off la okay

I’m small-boned
So i look skinny with clothes that hide my tummy fats
Plus i know how to dress and cover it up well (i hope)

I want to eat less, let me eat less la
Not like i’m asking you to eat less also

I went for a pretty big Chinese family dinner last night
Four families in all

My mother said i’m fatter then her now
My mother
That. Is the ultimate lowdown.

She was wearing tight black jeans, a fuchsia slashed black top and fushia high heels
I, her daughter
Was wearing a loose bohemian top, blue jeans and matching gold flats

Who’s the auntie now i ask you?
(pics will be up later tonight)

22 Responses to Tuesday July 5, 2005

  1. echiu79 says:

    haha i’m not sure if that’s true or not, probalby just all smoke and mirrors.

    Nice page, and cool pics.  You must be into some kind of art or photography, since you seem to ahve the eye for it.

  2. Anonymous says:

    haha i’m not sure if that’s true or not, probalby just all smoke and mirrors.

    Nice page, and cool pics.  You must be into some kind of art or photography, since you seem to ahve the eye for it.

  3. Hmm… I’d love to see Adam’s ass! πŸ˜€
    So…you’re this fairy girl my bro Vic @ reckless_eagle keeps saying with a leer.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hmm… I’d love to see Adam’s ass! πŸ˜€
    So…you’re this fairy girl my bro Vic @ reckless_eagle keeps saying with a leer.

  5. Oops! I thinks he’s gonna be mad at me for using his xanga! Hahhaa!

  6. Anonymous says:

    Oops! I thinks he’s gonna be mad at me for using his xanga! Hahhaa!

  7. xcitest says:

    Oooh!! This is fun! Vic is gonna kill me for now! Revenge is sweet! Hehehe!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Oooh!! This is fun! Vic is gonna kill me for now! Revenge is sweet! Hehehe!

  9. xcitest says:

    Vic looking at Adam’s ass!! OMG! HaHhHaha!

  10. Anonymous says:

    Vic looking at Adam’s ass!! OMG! HaHhHaha!

  11. Joyce, I did not post the 2 comments above, esp “Hmm… I’d love to see Adam’s ass!” My crazy hacker sis did that, the crazy bitch. You may delete our comments.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Joyce, I did not post the 2 comments above, esp “Hmm… I’d love to see Adam’s ass!” My crazy hacker sis did that, the crazy bitch. You may delete our comments.

  13. LucidDr3amer says:

    Hahhaaaa….Adam is a sneaky brat!! BF’s can’t stand to lose, especially at any sort of games… Actually, guys in general : P Beat an ex Art Director at Daytona once and he denied it till kingdom come…

  14. Anonymous says:

    Hahhaaaa….Adam is a sneaky brat!! BF’s can’t stand to lose, especially at any sort of games… Actually, guys in general : P Beat an ex Art Director at Daytona once and he denied it till kingdom come…

  15. Sheen_Lee says:

    Wow, I’d like to see my mom in tight black jeans and a slashed fuschia top.  Actually I think I’d be a little scared if she did.  Your mom sounds pretty stylin’, can’t wait to see pictures.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Wow, I’d like to see my mom in tight black jeans and a slashed fuschia top.  Actually I think I’d be a little scared if she did.  Your mom sounds pretty stylin’, can’t wait to see pictures.

  17. hoshi02 says:

    so how was the second battle?

  18. Anonymous says:

    so how was the second battle?

  19. nightstar says:

    oof.a gurlfren who playz ps with the boyfren?! every guy’s dream rites!

  20. Anonymous says:

    oof.a gurlfren who playz ps with the boyfren?! every guy’s dream rites!

  21. echiu: got that right πŸ˜‰

    RecklessEagle’sSis: with a leer? eew.

    Reckless_Eagle: tsk* tsk* You should learn not to uncover family affairs online you know. Control the girl. Tie her up or something.

    Cyn: i know right!

    Sheen_Lee: Yea she loves coordinating her clothes and shoes and bags and makeup πŸ™‚

    hoshi: heh no second battle yet. Went back to his place tipsy last night so in no condition to play :p

    nightstar: unless they get their ass kicked… hee hee

  22. Anonymous says:

    echiu: got that right πŸ˜‰

    RecklessEagle’sSis: with a leer? eew.

    Reckless_Eagle: tsk* tsk* You should learn not to uncover family affairs online you know. Control the girl. Tie her up or something.

    Cyn: i know right!

    Sheen_Lee: Yea she loves coordinating her clothes and shoes and bags and makeup πŸ™‚

    hoshi: heh no second battle yet. Went back to his place tipsy last night so in no condition to play :p

    nightstar: unless they get their ass kicked… hee hee

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