I owned Adam’s Ass
Literally
After blogging last night, i poofed myself into his bean bag
And played X-Box with him
We played Star Wars
He beat me in the first match
Adam was JediKnightLuke
And i was JediMasterObiWan
After that i thought it only fair i just took the same characters as him
Just to see who could play better
Adam takes Luke
Joyce takes Luke
Joyce wins
Adam takes ObiWan
Joyce takes ObiWan
Joyce wins
And ohmygod (this is where public bitching comes out)
Adam’s a sneaky bastard!
We played lotsa rounds
And there was one round he won after the first, you know why?
His apartment mate came out of his room suddenly
Being decent, i hurriedly sat up and adjusted Adam’s long football t-shirt i was wearing
Adam stopped playing as i did this (OR SO I THOUGHT)
I look at the screen FIVE SECONDS later to see…
Adam whipping the ASS out of my non-moving character
THE CHEEK!
THE SNEAKY BASTARD!!!
THE CHEATING
BOYFRIEND@!!!!
I yelled and started pressing my control buttons furiously
Trying to catch up
He won
And started going ‘hee hee hee’ in glee
-_-
W T F
Not Shy. Nevermind. Let him win.
We continued playing and i kept on winning till he got up and said hurriedly
“Okay, you’rebetterthanmeatthis, let’splaysomethingelse.”
I kept quiet and thought, ‘okay la’
Then we played this GAY ASS cartoon game
Where he didn’t exactly tell me what the controls are
And beat the total crap out of me 6 games in a row
Whereupon he started dancing in glee
Come on, baby
Star Wars versus GAY ASS CARTOON game?
Admit it
I owned your ass. Big time.
AND THEN
This morning, i come into work
And we start arguing on MSN about who’s better
Tonight.
Rematch.
Bring it on.
