Joyce Gets Harrased

By Underaged Fucker

Trotting happily into the corner grocery shop near my house one hot afternoon

I spent a couple of minutes buying the same sweets i eat all time –

Hall’s Candy in Black

Its superstrongmint is great to kiss and go do… dancing! I mean go dancing with.

*harrumph*

Slotting my spare change simply into my NightmareBeforeChristmas purse

I squint patiently in the sunshine outside

Waiting for KokYew to pick me up for afternoon tea

Such is the life of an unemployed city girl

0_o

Okay la, soddof unemployed…

Glancing listlessly around me, i notice a fat chinese kid slugging towards me from two shophouses away

He has an innocent sad expression on his face (so i thought)

Poor fat kid, other kids his age must make fun of him

Fairy pities

I turn away to see whether KokYew is anyway nearby yet

Joyce can only stand so much in the sun doing nothing but pose

Out of the corner of my eye, i notice the FatChineseKid right next to me

A sleazy murmur flies into my ear

“Hey babyyyy….”

I whip around instantly

“Fuck you la.”

He slowly walks into the grocery shop

Obviously unperturbed by my annoyance and words

Prollie will go home and wank to it, the fucker

You know how nice sarcastic comebacks only occur to you once the oppurtunity has passed by?

Yea well that happens to me alot

Three seconds after that i wished i had said drawlingly

“You know, when you’re actually not as fat as a cow, *then* you can say that to me.”

But no

I couldn’t cos he’s in the shop, i’m outside and TAKKAN i walk inside just to say that to him right?

Then i’ll be so lame

ISH

*frus*

KokYew arrives

Yay KokYew what perfect timing
*sarcasm whistling out of every fairypore*
Now i can’t even wait till FatChineseKid comes out so i can sound him

I told him what happened

He replied somewhat sympathetically,

“Awww, poor Joyce, got harrased by underaged kid.”

I just growled

Just wait till i see him again

Honestly

 i *really hope* he tries some cheesy sexually-harrasing line again just so i can shoot my pepper spray into his disgusting brat face and see him scream

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