We Liked Marco, Oh Yes We Did.

Last Friday was Marco V @ Zouk
The best drink to buy there is their jug of  Long Island Tea
RM 60 for a jug of yummyhighheaven
Damn value

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So Much For Control

I just painted my nails GivenchySephia

LaughingLoga bitched bout work and i layaned him while concentrating on getting them even

This was a mere five hours ago and GivenchySephia is chipping already

Now it can’t be my skills because i painted two coats on

*sniffs*

 

I swear to Fairyland and beyond that i’m going to get damn fat

Was stuffed with oysters liverpate salmon turkeyham sausages hashbrowns wine lychee & strawberry martinis cremebrulee tiramisu bread&butter pudding and loads more over the weekend

Throw that with absolute lack of gym

 

And i’m going to be a FreakingFatFairy!!!

 

So i come home today telling myself, okay, i already stretched my appetite silly over the weekend so must control now

 

Then at 1 am

I go eat chicken rice supper with AshleyTheMonkey and MafiaMary

 

So much for control fark

 

 

BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

It’s already 4:30 am but i must go gym tomorrow.

Must.

Go.

Gym.

 

RyanMukati is supposed to wake me up to go together, you’d better wake me fucking hell!!!

 

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Joyce Throws A BF

*Bitch Fit

First you chuck ice down his pants

 

Twice

 

Trying to put you off, he makes me stand next to him and hugs me

When i run off to dance and drink, you tell him i’m a possessive girlfriend

 

Which i can assure myself i’m not

Girls can call/sms/chuck ice down his pants and i don’t do anything

 Then

Whoa, this is the ultimate action

 

You grab his ass WHILE *I’M* TALKING TO HIM

 

Where the fuck did you learn your manners 

This would be the part where i would stalk over and tell you off but he asked me not to do anything which made me more mad

So fine

I smoke two to cool myself off and continue dancing with a grim expression

 

I saw you standing when the lights in Velvet came back on and thought i should confirm whether or not you grabbed at him before jumping into the sea of annoyance and anger

So i went up to you and coolly asked

 

“Did you chuck ice down Adam’s pants?”

“Yeah! Do you want some? It’s fun! You gotta have some excitement!”

 

Okay fine, you’re tipsy so i’s gonna let it go

He might have made a mistake and thought you were grabbing him
 

“Did you grab his ass while i was talking to him?”

“Yeah.”

 

-_-

 

“You know. There’s a difference between fun and respect.”

 

I said it very firmly without touching you, though really, i would have loved to scratch your face, give you two tight slaps and poured whiskey on you

*imagines to self gleefully*

 

Being as flirtatious as i am

At least i have the decency not to grab at someone’s boyfriend

Even more so when they’re right there

What do you expect me to do? Laugh and grab his ass together with you? Idiot.

 

Furthermore you’re married
Perhaps your sex life is getting stale and you want to be experimental and fun
With ice? That’s so high school
Besides, doesn’t mean you have to bring it outside to strangers who don’t even know your name

 

And after all that, i overhear you saying i’m a bitch.

For what? Getting mad because you grabbed at his ass and i have no right to be mad?

Woohoo go ahead and send me to Anger Rehab, you cunt

At the same time i suggest you go read up on etiquette

 

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So Sue Me

Blar… people have been blahing me for not providing entertainment for them when they wake up and are trying to get over a hangover
or when they go into office
I have things to do too, you know…

… like laze in KL Hilton  all weekend

MafiaMary joined us last night
She scoffed strawberry pie, choc milkshake and kept on holding her tummy while saying she was awfully full after
I kept trying to chuck more creme brulee into her but she ACTUALLY REFUSED saying the sugar was gonna make her really high’

For all of you who know MafiaMary really well…
Have you actually seen her refuse sweets or happyfood?
No, right!