Guest Blog Alert.

Em… Hey. I’m Joyce’s guest blogger for today, FoxyLisa. Be nice, I’m stage frightened. I’ve never written on a famous website before.

S’pose I should intro myself first. Hi, I’m one of Joyce’s sluts. I’d link you to a sexy pic of me but I don’t know how to use this thing. Ppl never even told me what font to use. I don’t know how fairies expect us normal people to magically know these things.

Uh. I really don’t know what to write. My only brief was: *write about your vacation or just bitch, lisa*  But I don’t think anyone REALLY wants to hear about my fabulous vacation in Canada and what a great time I’m having bumming around for two weeks doing absolutely nothing but eat, sleep, eat and admire dandilions…

And so we’re left with bitching. But those of you who know me know what a sweet loving people person I am who would never ever let a single mean or horrible thing fall from my (foxy)lips.

So I have nothing. Oh, but look, this is already too long. My time flies when you’re flustered and babbling away. Ok, let us hope the fairy comes back soon!!!

JOYCE COME BAAAAAAACCKKK!!!!!

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