I’m Eight Today!

Wahey!

So so bad
No sleep on Tues night with only a one-hour nap on Wed afternoon
Equals to total passedoutness the moment too much alcohol is consumed

I had to work last night
And Joanne nicely told Zoltan (The Loft’s Operations Manager) that it was my birthday after midnight
He made me drink like killer it’s-your-birthday-so-die drinks
Whatmore after all the cocktails we just tried…

Fairy kaput.

As usual, i wake up all alert after a couple hours of sleep after drinking
0_o

Shaun, thanks for calling all the way from Ozzie. Real sweet of you!
Azwin, YEA BAYBEH you’re BACK! We gonna partaY toniGHT….
Rudy, i know i said i’d call back but… later today okay? heh

On Sunday Night…

My mobile rang

It was AaronMyFormerSlut

“Hey…..”
“Heylo.”
“Happy Birthday…”
“W.h.a.t.”

You could tell from my voice hell was to break loose

“It’s midnight…”
“Yea so?”
“And it’s your birthday after midnight.”
“No. It isn’t!”
“Yes it IS.”
“I would think i know when *my* birthday is, right?!”
“It’s the 11th tomorrow…”
“I’m aware of that.”
“And isn’t your birthday on the 11th? So i called you la.”
“No it’s NOT ON THE ELEVENTH!”
“Yes it is… it is right….?”

I didn’t see the point of him repeating incessantly that my birthday is on the 11th when i already said it wasn’t
-_-

After he tried in vain to save himself…

“You’re joking right?”
“Why would i do that?!”
“You’re joking right?” He repeated 
“Bwahakj;ljgagaga i’m not!!” I almost flung water out of the cup i was holding 
“So when is it…”
“Call Ashley la.” I lanceely chucked the water back into the fridge
“… So when is it la…”
“It’s on the fourteenth.”
“AH!!! I knew it!”
“Rightttt…”
“Come on… You know i know, right?”
“Yes yes i know you know you’re so fucked!“

He’s just so lucky that Rules Of Being Joyce’s Boyfriend doesn’t apply anymore
Because forgetting my birthday would have had a penalty of, probably, no sex for three months
Thank god for such things as vibrators, if so

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