How To Waste Your Phone Bill
A prominent object in my house at the moment is my birthday book from Andrew
The one filled with fairy illustrations and fairy facts all out to kill you fairy-mockers
*big satisfied smile*
So anyway
I leave it downstairs so that everytime i have a minute to spare
Everyone always has a bit ‘o time to spare
Just whether you decide to use it to
Read like Kim
Drink Starbucks caramel macchiatos like Ashley
Sleep like Fai
Wank like Loowee
or drink like me
Crap, went off topic again
So everytime i have a minute to spare
I flip through the book and excitely recite fairy facts to any family member that has the (mis)fortune of being within hearing distance of me
My brother usually looks at me boredly
Sometimes he gives me this half-smile which seems to hint that he has a crazy sister
My father usually looks over his newspapers for a second and goes ‘Hmm’ (probably wondering whether i got mixed up in the hospital maybe…?)
My mother…. hmm i haven’t actually done this to her yet… *makes mental note*
I was on the phone with AshleyTheMonkey and The Great Book was in front of me
“Did you know that child fairies, unlike human children, are hundreds and even thouSANDS of years old?!”
“…lalaLALALA!!!”
Stupid girl trying to drown me out so i continued
“And did you know, fairy children come into the world in the early days of May!!! That’s SOON!”
“EHihavetogo, i gotta go feed the erm aliens in my backyard BYEeee!!!”
I continued reading out fairyfacts loudly and she rambled on about random things (i don’t know what, i wasn’t listening) at the same time as well
So it was a pretty useless conversation we had as we tried to drown each other out
Talk about wasting phone bill….
you got it all wrong girl. fai doesn’t only sleep when he has time to spare. he sleeps ALL THE TIME. when hes not tired, when hes bored, when hes watching dvd, when he ah. nvm ๐
oh my god la… joyce i didn’t know you were so old already. auntie !!!
Another way of wasting your phone bill is by calling up the wacko psychics lines, sex lines [with those breathless voice and fake ‘orgasm’], etc. Heh!
there’s nothing wrong with sexually gratifying oneself..
LOL ^^ Oh well, at least you can share with someone other than your own family members about it! lol
ash: lol* ask him to go do something that requires more movement la… like exercise haha
shaun: my my… took me awhile to get *that* one!
reckless_eagle: -_-…….. nice to know what you’re up to sometimes … haha
fcukfest: don’t la emo nyahaha…
bzbee: it’s a tad big to lug around outside… plus i’m afraid of losing/damaging it!
not my fault you a lil slow mah…..