Buck Up & Get With The Program
So our generation is getting lazier with words
The first time i heard this nonsense was early last year when someone said
“Seriously man, damn x okay.”
“…. Huh? What’s ‘eks’?”
“Expensive la haiyo.”
“Walau! How could i possibly guess that?!”
And now we’re hearing all the different versions constantly
emo = emotional
ori = original
I even simply said one the other day not knowing whether others use it and everyone got the gist of it anyway
sensi = sensitive
Ben Ho was quite amusing at the Carlsberg party
As usual, he’s inspecting whether or not the girls are real girls or guys pretending to be girls
Difficult? You bet.
“At least the girls are ori wut.”
“HUH?! Ori!? What’s that?”
“Oh. Urm… original la.”
“Oh! I thought origami..”
“Idiot haha!”
“Ey i think we’re damn different generation la… i don’t know all this lingo wei!”
He turns to Zeyhan
“Eh you know what’s ‘ori’ or not?”
“Original la.”
“EH. How come you know? Wait wait… how old are you?!”
we’ve even got the combo now:
emo-sensi = emotionally sensitive
i just learnt it the other day.
then there’s ‘lianz’ = ah lian.
alo alo? you speaka any englang? you know tommoolow we go eat tau fu faa?
hahaha… sorry not very in tune with your new lazy words.
eh how old are you la ??
traceywong: haha i bet there are *loads* more too!
looney: ooh….. it’s damn hot outside man. fuck now you make me wanna eat tau foo fa…. cold one with brown sugar… ooh…….
shaun: ha. that’s cos you’re keterlaluan melbournian. that’s why i said ‘buck up and get with the program’
i’m turning EIGHT this week WAHEY!
keterlaluan melbournian? woah… woah… slow down. now that’s something new! eyy.. i’m not aussiefied ok.. it’s not my style. haha.
It bugs me when people around me start babbling in weird lingo and they barely even touch their drinks yet.
gawd youre hilarious!