Monday March 28, 2005

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It’s My Mom’s Birthday

My mother is a biology teacher in a girls’ school
She didn’t make me attend her school, thank god
Don’t think she’d appreciate other teachers telling her i cut their class or something tee hee

Anyway continuing my post, i intentionally put these pictures up since she’s in them as well
We were at one of the hotels earlier this year for my cousin’s birthday party
Richard was turning 11

I wore this long-sleeved white top
Thinking it’s decent for a family thinga ma jig
I remember i met up with PassedOutBen  after the brunch to go to KLCC

“Friend, what’s with the long-sleeved top?”
“Decent wut! Family thing.”
“Friend. It’s fucking transparent okay. I can see your bra.”
“Urm…. it’s long-sleeved…?”

Anyway

See there!
Woohoo…!
Family pics!

HaD* to put up a silly picture of Smalls  since she only has the same jack-ass pictures of her smiling and smiling and smiling on her blog

The kiddies were all playing games with the clown which was UTTERLY adorable
There’s just something about watching children laugh which is so unpretentiously pure

I studied them enviously contemplating whether or not to join them and sit cross-legged on the floor
Bloody Smalls kept on saying, “Go la! Go la!”
Reverse psychology sure as hell works

So i observed from my chair like a matured adult
Wishing dearly i was seven again

BWAGH!!!! SO CUTE!!!
*tries not to GRAB kid and run off home*

The clown made them all balloon animals and thingies as well
This tiny kid took up more space then licensed with his huge-ass balloon…

Michelle is six
Crazyadorable and intelligent and knows it
Puts it well to full use manipulating my cousins and i
I reckon she’s going to be a dangerous ho when she grows up

Look at that
She hugs all my cousins EXCEPT me

Okay, well she *does* give me a hug now and then
But she does this whole calling-my-name
and cuddling-up-to-everyone-except-me thing
while making sure i’m watching
Damn sengaja okay

Aww so cute how all the kiddies open their mouths wide as a fish to sing
Whereas we adults tend to mumblemumble our birthday songs through…

Anyway, back to my mom

She’s well-known for being fierce as fuck in her school
Everytime i go clubbing and meet some chick from Assunta
They give me shocked slash scared faces when they know who’s my mom

Let me give you a nice story

The girls were having some treasure hunt going on during school hours
One of the teachers must have noticed what type of shoes my mom was wearing that particular day and put it down as one of the things on the list of things to hunt for
I think it was A Blue Stiletto or something, my mom said

Well, my mom has LOADS of coloured stilettos
So slutty shoes run in my family πŸ™‚

Anyway, something ran along the lines of: no girl dared go ask her for a shoe
A student finally went into the science lab to ask her for it

Not only did she get points for collecting that item

But she got extra points for Bravery as well

Goddamn.

20 Responses to Monday March 28, 2005

  1. LucidDr3amer says:

    Strange coincidence..My Mum’s birthday is tomorrow and she’s a teacher too…English πŸ˜›

  2. My mom is also a teacher! Sciences !! good grief!!!

  3. smallswong says:

    i look horrible
    u bad fairy
    oh yeah, i saw ur dad that day and i asked him
    ” do u see joyce bouncing around the backyard with ponies and her camera?”
    and ur dad sighs and says ” whatever rocks her world”

    hahah

  4. shaun7 says:

    nice pics joyce… is your mom as scary as hamizan?

    *wouldn’t you agree smalls looks absolutely ridiculous making a fool of herself? 2 eProps for that!

  5. nicktay says:

    I see the resembles. Props for ya mom πŸ™‚

  6. jellypixie says:

    my mom’s b’day is this month too… but she is not a teacher in any school… heehehehehe…

    sorry … just wanted to be another ‘me too’ … lol

    happy birthday to ur mom… *wink*

  7. Your mum looks mighty familiar. If I am not mistaken, she taught me Science years ago in a girls’ school. Did she teach in Assunta Secondary?

    Anyways, was just wondering. Keep up the good work! πŸ˜‰

  8. Loon82 says:

    Woaa ur mom looks familiar sial. Did she have anything to do with the YCS in Assunta?

  9. nightstar says:

    kidz are so adorable around birthday cakez and candles..can’t wait to throw a costume party for mine in tze future..tee hee..neways..HAPPEE BIRTHDAY to your SASSY CHIC LOOKIN’ MOM!;]

  10. enidmk says:

    Miss Rose Wong? If I am not mistaken, your mom drives a Sportage last time:p?

  11. cool mum eh? now who made who cut same hairstyle (except for the fringe), mother-dotta thingy…

    my friends used to be scared of my mum too…i bet your friends didn’t dare bully you.

    Michelle will break many hearts. you take nice happy shots. good photographer alright.

    here’s a task. post the worst pics you’ve taken, one day and analyse why it’s horrible.  no photoshop-ing.

  12. luciddreamer: haha either your mom was damn open-minded or damn strict. Mine was the latter

    thefrogcroaks: eh, we spoke bout this before la!

    smalls: OI. stop writing private family matters here you! *wonders whether i have naked kiddie pics of you*

    shaun: fuyoooo my mom confirm can challenge hamizan okay.

    nicktay: some say they can see resemblance in features, but not so much personality. tho perhaps we’re pretty similar deep inside :p

    jellypixie: eh eh mengada πŸ™‚ *cheers glass*

    may_extravagant, loon_82, enidmk: yes you’re right, you’re right, you’re right.

    nightstar: i knEW* you’d comment bout the kids! πŸ™‚

  13. kimfluttersby: haha she always* had that hairstyle whereas i always changed mine.

    cheh she doesn’t stop ppl from bullying me la, more like scared them away from my house last time!

    worst shot? god, sure got damn alot, how to choose man. and will have alot to bitch, will take up such a long post noone would bother to read!

  14. shaun7 says:

    oh shit… that’s damn scary.

    *hopes never to receive her wrath.

  15. She was my bio tcher (in assunta)..got into some trouble with her abt my attendance.

  16. shaun: haha yea you’d better hope not to! she only fancies a TINY handful of friends like Yishyene and PassedOutBen ;p

    sweetandsinfulme: hA. i got into more trouble with her then just attendance πŸ™‚

  17. does she always have tht deep tone of voice? or she’s just pretending in skool…=p

  18. shaun7 says:

    oh dear.. hahah.. nah she’ll love the shaun. everyone does.

  19. angel_vow says:

    Ahhh… now I know where you got that fabulous cheekbones! Your mom doesn’t fierce. I loves seeing people enjoying themselves ~ kids and adults alike.

  20. :: Edit
    Ahhh… now I know where you got that fabulous cheekbones! Your mom doesn’t looks fierce to me. I loves seeing people enjoying themselves ~ kids and adults alike.
    Posted 3/31/2005 at 11:56 AM by angel_vow
    (Hope you delete my previous comment. haha)

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