Wednesday Nite

Went to this Kent thing at SegaFredo with Mary and Edwin last night
pizza wine malibu pineapple & beer
Then i buggered off to Bliss to drink to Jose
usual whiskey & coke
He’s… hmm i don’t know how old he is
His height definitely doesn’t give me a clue either

Then i ran off to Velvet for Mambo with MaryLisaAdelCallie
forgot what else i drank
PassedOutBenNadzSimon were there too

It’s All In The Mind, Baby

I bought a whole BOX of Brand’s Essence of Chicken in 1Utama today
I’ve being delusioned into thinking that it will make me healthier with the lifestyle i currently have

When i was sick on Chinese New Year’s Eve, I bugged Loga to take me to 7-Eleven to buy my first jar of the miracle stuff

“Why on earth would you want to drink that?!”
“Cos my friend said it’s good….”
“So you think that drinking Essence of Chicken will get you well again?”
“Uh huh…”
“Taste more like Essence of Ass  to me.”

After i had downed it

“So how do you feel?”
“Wait….”

I look down sullenly for a few seconds…
Then i sat up in a sudden *think Jack-In-The-Box* with a grin on my face going,

“BoinG!!! I feel SO MUCH BETTER ALREADY OHMYGOD!”

Loga stares at me

“You’re so delusional, man.”

Delusional or not, by chucking countless
Panadols
Ribena – Vitamin C is good for you
Tomato Juice – so is Vitamin A
Essence of Chicken
Bloody Mary – alcohol cures all
I got well by First Day of Chinese New Year

I wonder which one made me well…

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