Withdrawal Symptoms?

Got horribly sick after cleaning my room
Have a disgusting heat rash all over my body and face
Trying not to scratch it is so difficult
Fever Cough AllFlushed

Ever since Fono pointed out Brand’s Essense of Chicken to me and mentioned that it was good for ‘people like us who stay up late’

I’ve been conned into thinking that it cures ailments instantly

I was pondering whether to go out or not
Self conversations rock

Should i go out?
No i’m sick
But i’ve been at home all day!
But you’re sick
I could get Brand’s Essence and tomato juice if i go out
True…
But you’re right, i *am* sick
Yea. And it’s bad to be sick on CNY

I went out anyway
Got Brand’s Essence of Chicken even though someone warned me against it saying it tastes like Essence of Ass
Mind over matter really does wonders
I felt immediately better after that
My friends just thought i was being delusional

I walked down Asian Heritage Row without makeup, dressed ultra-decent and carrying Ribena
You would have thought i was a 14-year-old my relatives were bringing out on CNY eve out of pity

I don’t know whether it was the Brand’s Essence, the Ribena, the Tomato Juice or the Vodka

But i got MIRACULOUSLY BETTER when i reached home

Happy Chinese New Year!

I just came back from Chinese New Year Eve family dinner
Was sending a work email online
I still haven’t finished cleaning my room

I can do it
I can do it
I can do it!!!

Then i’ll go out, drink myself silly and celebrate

Hoorah

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