*Don’t* Mock The Fairies!
I was telling PassedOutBen about hares the other day while pottering about Low Yat
He doesn’t believe in them
Just as he doesn’t believe in ponies
So i started making it obvious to him it *does* so exist
By asking Gavin,
“Gavin, Gavin! Do you know what’s a hare? H-A-R-E?”
“It’s like a rabbit, i think.”
By skipping up to Sharon,
“Sharon, you know what’s a hare, right? H-A-R-E…?”
“A bunny….”
By tugging on Ben Tan’s sleeve,
“Ben, do you know what a hare is… H-A-R-E?”
“Something like a rabbit isn’t it…”
The point is at least they knew what a hare looked like
I would then glance at PassedOutBen triumphantly
Suddenly
While they all were taking a smoke
PassedOutBen piped up
POB: Hey! Did you know… there are such things as fairies?
Ben T: Ha? What? *not sure he hears correctly*
POB: Fairies… you know, those little things that fly around…
*stares meaningfully at me*
Ben T: Oh, haha, yes ar…
POB: *puffs on ciggie* Yea. And. That’s not the only thing! Did you know there are *forest* fairies and *sea* fairies and *SKY* FAIRIES???!!
Ben T: AH? *almost falls over laughing*
At this point i’m whacking PassedOutBen wishing i don’t tell him so much
Gavin: Then how do the sea ones breathe underwater?
POB: They… They… *can’t stop laughing*… use scuba gear!!!
Everyone laughs merrily
POB: Forest fairies, that one nothing la…
Ben T: Then how about the sky fairies?
Sharon: I know! They use parachutes!
My head turns in a shot to stare at her in disbelief
Hey! You’re supposed to be on my side!
My face was absolutely traumatised
Their laughter at the fairies was about to make me keel over and die
For one thing, i’m not close to Ben Tan and Sharon
It’s prollie only the second time i’ve met them
So much for trying to hide my freakiness in the closet till they get to know me for the fabulous person i am inside…
“Bennnnnn!!!! Why did you have to tell them that!”
“*You* started the ‘hare’ thing!”
“Now they think i’m a BIG FAIRY FREAK and i don’t even know them that well! Shyyyyy!!!”
“Well, you *do* believe in them…”
“You didn’t have to mock them! Don’t mock the fairies!”
You heard it people.
Don’t.
Mock.
The
Fairies.
*wags finger warningly*
You’ll definitely lose points with me if you do -_-
Edmund’s Farewell BBQ
Isn’t it always that we find any excuse to hold a party with food and drinks?
But i have to admit that Edmund’s parties *always* have FuckingAmazingFood
His dad BBQ-ed most of the meats and Edmund & his mom did the rest
It was just a small party of ten or so
Most of them Sri Cempakians
Doesn’t he look like a lion tearing away at his food while watching you to make sure you don’t steal it… Heh
Edmund has changed quite a bit from when i first knew him
Used to date him when i was 16 ^ ^
Now he’s more… grown up and not so small-boy π
Oh yea, can you pls tell me where i can get awesome chicken wings?
Suggestions pleaseeeeeee
you made the salad? Clap Clap….well done…is there nothing you cannot do?
yeah…eat eat eat… drink drink drink…
wah…who dare mock the fairies!!! the food…. look so yummy!! i’m hungry now π
i didn’t cook the salad wei…. *reads back up* i didn’t say that! heh, i wish i did π
hahahahaha…sorry sorry π
ey can u make that maggi thing u did the last time for this saturday?? π
Chicken wings? Try Fatty Crabs’ chicken wings.. si beh hor ciak!! (hokkien translation : Very the nice).
headup: can. of course can π it’s your birthday and anything for The Mai ey… heh π
Zhillian: i’m not always hungry… rather… greedy heh
Kamkuey: really? i haven’t tried it there… cool i will π
Eyyy i thought sumbody sayz POB was traumatized bout *something* and u were goin to bLOg it..hahz..so wots the story ehhz??;];]
Dude, ponies do exist. Definition of a pony here!
But sadly, fairies do not. In fact I wish they did…why?
Because I would so pay money to see a scuba gear fairy. π With the goggles and the small oxygen tank….how would they swim against current? Because they’re so small?…and feet so tiny…unless they have oversized flipper things.
….
Do you think they would have fairy porn?…
Do faries have kinky sex? They could seriously think of awesome stuff to do with their wings and all…PLUS they can fly, sex while flying? omg.
(Writes down in to-do-list)
Do they spread glittery stuff while they fly? Like in peter pan? Man I would so do her if I was a man fairy….with the leaves for clothes and all.
OH OH OH
I guess fairies poo too. Do they have fairy toilets or do they just poo in random places?…Kinda uncouth don’t you think?…barbarians.
No eProps for you until these things are answered.
Btw, your banner is still really ugly and I can’t do anything about it because my HDD crashed. So make it prettier for more traffic π
Louis
fcukfest: i told you to go make me one, i’m too busy ;p ass. bang the fairies on my blog…. *kick’s louis’ hairy toes*
No probs for fairies to swim against the current and the forest ones live in flowers and plants.. no toilet needed….Hmmmm.. scuba fairy? Food looks awesome too
Don’t mock the fairies indeed!=D
I’m crazy about Totoro, an (apparently *hmph*) super childish Jap cartoon about two sisters and huge furry grey giant.
But I love them and to hell with what people think of my crazy childish ways.
I believe in fairies, though I’m not mad about them as you are. But I think they are beautiful and deserve all the respect in the world!
Long live the fairies!
Christine aka. your long lost sunday skool friend
yAy!! thank u! π
believing in fairies is like believing in superman….cept superman looks way more gay.
0 props. My questions about hot porno fairies weren’t answered
bah
Though I found something awesome online (Warning, 18 above only)…
omg. Christine, you just reminded me that YOU *points at louis* are still having my totoro!!! GIVE IT BACK! i tolD YOU TO give me all my movies back before you go away and see! i don’t have them now……………………… π
I have seen fairy porn before. It’s this comic book series from Australia called Bondage Fairies..
luciddreamer: …. what’s this wei…. the conversation is veering from blah-ing fairies to bondage fairies… 0_o