How Would You Spend Yours?
Ashley’s birthday is on February Ninth
First Day of Chinese New Year
“What are you gonna do for your birthday?”
“I dunno…. lazy lar…”
We continue blah-ing for a few minutes
My birthday is on April Fourteenth
Usually around Easter
“When my birthday comes, you know what would be my ideal party?”
“What.”
“I’ll invite everyone to a park, and it’ll really be cooling… and we’ll eat cupcakes! With strawberry icing… and malibu cocktails!…”
“… Joyce.”
*I’m giggling happily at this point*
“Yea? Hee hee!”
“… We’re not fairies, you know.”
*sob*
Trying For Custody
All proceeds from various paycheques i’m receiving are going straight to Daddy
I know i never mentioned he took away my credit card *shy*
But oh woe, he did
I have to face it
Dave asked me to help him keep his IC for him in my wallet
We were going clubbing
He’s afraid it might slip out while he’s busy skanking around
“Oh well, it can slip into where my credit card *used* to be…,” said i miserably
“Huh?! What happened to it?” questions that monkey of an Ashley
oops i didn’t tell her yet… intentionally
“Erm erh… my dad took it away till i pay my whole bill back.” i said quietly with my head down and eyes cast up
“HA!” squealed Ash gleefully and pointed at me with a mean finger
“I knEW that was going to happen!”
“Oh shut up…!”
As the dreary weeks went by where i slogged to earn
So that i could regain custody of my card, other close friends were bound to find out
Their reactions varied
“Where’s your card?” – PassedOutBen
“My dad took it till i pay up all my bills.”
“Your father is a smart man.”
“Ha. So how now?” – AaronMySlut
“How whaT, pay him back when i get my money la…”
“Hey it’s your fault okay… what do you expect, buy fairy stickers and ponies…”
“It was the last book! And the ponies were on sale…”
“If i were your dad, i oso scared man. See the bill – pony, pony, alcohol, pony, pony, pony, alcohol…”
“Oi…”
fairy party soundz too damn kewt.. ya knoe..maybe u really should organize one..afterall it’s UR b’day heheh
woo hoo!! buttdays!!!!
the whole in the park with alcohol and cake party sounds darn good
just make sure i’m on the invite list ๐
Your father is not a smart man..he’s a very very very smart man..:D
mytimestory.. I’ll drink to that… ahaha
then all the ponies can have a private party too! *yippee yippee claps and dances in glee*
fuuuiiyoh!i c my link up there*banggga sial*…*runz off to bully ivan into givin me a cute ‘mini-button-flasher-banner-whatchumacallit!’
bwahahah!
pony, pony, pony, alco, fairy, pony, pony, alco XD
I wanna go to fairy birthday party too!!!
hah. my goal is to work out five time a week, it doesn’t ever actually happen. working out 10+ hrs a day just drains you. i just feel like laying around in front of the tv all night. lol.
Maybe you should organise a fairy party for all fairy folk! Imagine everyone wearing wings, glitter and falling around drunk in ethereal Melinda Looi creations… *glazed dreamlike smile*
I was reading this boook called Rivals by Jilly Cooper the other day and thought of you. The younger daughter in the book (Caitlin was her name) was a fan of Malibu.