Joanna put marvelous photos up on her multiply

Excellent
Cos i just came home it’s 6 am
Too tired to edit pics now
Pls click on each pic individually, she writes funny things

I’m currently so into Natasha Bedingfield’s ‘I Bruise Easily’
Tis a nice song tho i don’t relate to it

CNY pics on Smalls site
Some BBQ pics on Fai The Mai’s site
Links on left you goose

So it’s Valentine’s ey

An example of procrastination:

When i just receive payment/money
Ash: Don’t go spending it so fast la you. Save can or not!

When *she* receives money
Ash: Let’s go SHOPPING!!!! *crazywildlook*
Intelligent Me: Oi… Can’t you save? No job now, right.
Ash: *crazywildeyes* FOR WHAT?!
Intelligent Me:  

I’m going shopping with my favourite girl today
She got birthday money to shop
I… shall just watch… and keep my ang pow at home

Besides that,

i shall scoff

at the mutigazillion couples holding hands in the mall today
I’ve never fancied Valentine’s Day
Regardless on whether i’m single or not

Once when i was single – told everyone i was busy
And let them come by my house to drop off their presents slash flowers at random times
So they wouldn’t bump into each other of course
Tact, my dear
Damn now my secret’s out but i don’t plan to use that one anymore

When i wasN’T single – told my then-boyfriend
“Please don’t waste your money. You can just cook me a decent dinner, give me a nice massage and great sex and it’ll be all good.”

I think it’s a cute day to give cards and things to people you fancy or friends you love
But i detest the whole

ExpensiveDinnersProveMyUndyingLoveToYou
SoDoExpensiveFlowers
HoldingHandsTighterToday
SeeSEE!I’mHoldingYouNicerThanTheOtherGuyProvingWe’reABetterCouple
OhMyGodIWantADateForValentinesOrI’llBeDamnedToLameness

None of this bullshit la please

In fact… *evil intelligent idea*
I shall further taint this unlovely post with a photograph long-awaited by some
*evil evil EVIL fairy grin*

One weekend ago, i was in Zouk for a little while

Asian Heritage Row

chilling

The Ivy

Happy Tipsy Nights are always fun. Obviously.

And then i noticed… everyone staring intently at Ben Ho snuggling up to a girl
Wassup la… cannot let the poor fella get a dance with a girl is it…
“You know why… that she *points at respective girl* used to be a … he.”

Actually i have transexual friends
And have great respect for them

But obviously this is too much for some to take when their friend doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into… (pardon the pun)

Naturally, someone let him in on her deep dark secret
After
He spent glorious minutes embracing her gently

Here’s a photograph to remind you of your regretful night, Ben
Happy Valentine’s Day 🙂
We know and you know it could have been so much… more

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