Joyce Likes Balls
Rubber ones, silly.
As AaronBoonThaiNizwani were buying snacks at Potato Shack
I pottered around looking for anything interesting to amuse myself with
And oh Lord, found something i did!
There was this machine there with
superbouncyrubberballs!
I glanced at it from a foot away with folded arms
Not very cool to be caught staring jackoon-ly at a rubber ball dispense machine, you see
It’s just like a gumball machine, fyi
Then the glitter and metallic colours caught my eye
Ohmygod these are not bad wei…
Ooh….! *think Powerpuff Bubbles voice*
“Niz! Niz! Come see…!”
Niz loves alcohol advertising slutty tops feng-ing
And MOST importantly fairies
There are only *two* friends of mine who are as insane about fairies as i am
Sharon & Nizwani
Remember that
So based on that background i reckoned she would be excited about my discovery as well
“What what? Ooh….!”
I excitedly pointed out the wondrous glitter ones to her
She loved the metallic ones more
There were other interesting patterned ones as well
We both peered excitedly into the glass ball holding all the happyrubberballs
There was no turning back
I went to change my notes into RM 1 coins
1 buck for a rubber ball is… a waste of money, true
But acquiring that glitter rubber ball would bring me
True-and-true kiddy happy joy
Which even some of the richest people cannot acheive
I had changed 3 bucks worth into coins
Anymore and i would lose control
I put the first coin in trying not to look too excited
Maintain la you know
Alot of people watching movies at TGVs on Sundays
I lifted the metal flap…
Ohmygod la
I swear that must’ve been the UGLIEST ball in the entire machine!!
It was some puke-y vomit colour with dabs of shit in it
Hmm it’s army camouflage coloured as well
Prollie that ProGermanAaron would like it
Okay. NEVERmind.
I expected this, hence the three coins.
I chuck in the second coin and turn the lever trying not to hope so much…
Okay *sigh*
Another dollar wasted
This is a superboringrubberball
It does* have Kent colours tho
Perhaps i shall give it to Ben Ho the Ho
Boon Thai bounced the ball and didn’t realise the power of its bounciness
It bounced away and he had to chase it
Not shy
Third and last coin
Third time’s the charm, right…
WHAT?!?!?
NO glitter? No metallic?!
I felt like
KICKING THE MACHINE!!!
THROWING MY HEAD FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
LIKE A MADWOMAN!
But of course i didn’t
I just growled softly and whined my misery to AaronMySlut
It looks like one of those fake testicle implants men with testicular cancer use
So now my grandmasterplan is to buy three balls everytime i go to 1U in an effort to FINALLY get a glitter ball
