Sunday Morning, rain is falling…
Feel the make up still on my eye.
Joyce Likes Balls
Rubber ones, silly.
As AaronBoonThaiNizwani were buying snacks at Potato Shack
I pottered around looking for anything interesting to amuse myself with
And oh Lord, found something i did!
There was this machine there with
superbouncyrubberballs!
I glanced at it from a foot away with folded arms
Not very cool to be caught staring jackoon-ly at a rubber ball dispense machine, you see
It’s just like a gumball machine, fyi
Then the glitter and metallic colours caught my eye
Ohmygod these are not bad wei…
Ooh….! *think Powerpuff Bubbles voice*
“Niz! Niz! Come see…!”
Niz loves alcohol advertising slutty tops feng-ing
And MOST importantly fairies
There are only *two* friends of mine who are as insane about fairies as i am
Sharon & Nizwani
Remember that
So based on that background i reckoned she would be excited about my discovery as well
“What what? Ooh….!”
I excitedly pointed out the wondrous glitter ones to her
She loved the metallic ones more
There were other interesting patterned ones as well
We both peered excitedly into the glass ball holding all the happyrubberballs
There was no turning back
I went to change my notes into RM 1 coins
1 buck for a rubber ball is… a waste of money, true
But acquiring that glitter rubber ball would bring me
True-and-true kiddy happy joy
Which even some of the richest people cannot acheive
I had changed 3 bucks worth into coins
Anymore and i would lose control
I put the first coin in trying not to look too excited
Maintain la you know
Alot of people watching movies at TGVs on Sundays
I lifted the metal flap…
Ohmygod la
I swear that must’ve been the UGLIEST ball in the entire machine!!
It was some puke-y vomit colour with dabs of shit in it
Hmm it’s army camouflage coloured as well
Prollie that ProGermanAaron would like it
Okay. NEVERmind.
I expected this, hence the three coins.
I chuck in the second coin and turn the lever trying not to hope so much…
Okay *sigh*
Another dollar wasted
This is a superboringrubberball
It does* have Kent colours tho
Perhaps i shall give it to Ben Ho the Ho
Boon Thai bounced the ball and didn’t realise the power of its bounciness
It bounced away and he had to chase it
Not shy
Third and last coin
Third time’s the charm, right…
WHAT?!?!?
NO glitter? No metallic?!
I felt like
KICKING THE MACHINE!!!
THROWING MY HEAD FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
LIKE A MADWOMAN!
But of course i didn’t
I just growled softly and whined my misery to AaronMySlut
It looks like one of those fake testicle implants men with testicular cancer use
So now my grandmasterplan is to buy three balls everytime i go to 1U in an effort to FINALLY get a glitter ball
haha your entry is so cute:) goodluck with the metallic balls
btw the sunday morning thing is cool too
lol don’t you just hate it when that happens? Good luck with next time!
take super glue and stick glitter on your balls la. that way u won’t hafta keep trying n u can save $$$$. hehehe
I can understand where you’re coming from.. I have 2 funny frosted pink and a purple ball from the same damned machine
ahaha why not we set up a “fairy glitter ball fund”, anyone who’s in OneUtama buys a ball and if it isn’t a glitter one we’ll give it away to any random kid.
ey, every kid likes free toys ma. but then again, kids are picky nowadays :\
i kinda like the second one though.. its pretty…. ๐
oh well, better luck next time ๐
ยฌ_ยฌ 3 ringgit? n00b. there’s an art to it. i got my 8-ball bouncy ball tht i craved. it took my 11 ringgit. but i got it.
my sis got her… . .. something-something bouncy ball that she craved…. her’s was a little more tricky.. she spent $25. she was in the States you see. tht means she had to do it in quarters. baahahahaha.
dawnsquirl’s got a good suggestion there.. when my sister got her ball she immediately sent me a parcel full of bouncy balls.
and my nephew got my other 10 ugly bouncy balls.
so all in all, it’s all good.
just find an heir for the unwanted bouncy balls. and a wad of cash.
michelletlh: thank you ๐
bzbee: wooo perhaps your luck worked!
mizzvickz: oiiiii what nonSENSE!
luciddreamer: haha yea cool shit
amanda: allah… nvmind la, a bettER idea. just ask everyone to buy a ball everytime they’re there and send me the glitter one if they get it!
xxluckyclov3: would you like it? i’m a very generous person so i would give it to you in exchange for a glitter one ๐
dave: talk so much , you buy me some when i go there next with you la! hA.
no problem. there’s a condition though. GET MY GWEN CD FROM POB! BECAUSE GWEN STEFANI’S A GODDESS!
so ‘what you waiting for?’ woman. go get my gwen cd. tell ben it’s ‘cool’ to let go of it. i know he prolly likes the ‘harajuku girls’ but joyce you gotta ‘hollaback girl’. holla at ben! I need tht cd to make my life ‘luxurious’. I’m ‘the real thing’ and i’m getting ‘serious’ and soon i’ll be moving into my ‘danger zone’ where i usually kick people in their ‘southside’.
i so rule.
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I’m sure you live in Malaysia. ^^
Btw, there’s lots of glitter balls at KLC, Petrosains. I missed my chance to buy it T.T
I bought a stupid effin squeezy ball!