So Witty He Was

I went to IKEA to buy an alarm clock yesterday
Used to have two but i broke them by throwing them across the room
Don’t see how you can blame me if i was unconscious
Soddof *looks at ceiling*

I found a lovely one and my non-chinese friend agreed it was leet
So i tip-toed and reached waaaaaaay into the back of the shelf to get a nEW one
While squinting in concentration, a voice piped up,

“Damn chinese man you!”

I burst out laughing so hard i almost fell into the shelf even though he was annoyingly correct

Now let’s talk about the pony
You remember S2 (Strawberry Swirl)?
And how i recently cut her hair?

Well i gave Loga the same pony, except of course that one still has her long hair
I give people ponies sometimes

If i think them worthy

I just gave him the pony yesterday
And do you know *what* i got in my gmail today?!

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This is what you get when you give a pony to a friend working in BAT (British American Tobacco)
He stuck a ciggie to it in the office!!!

*wails*

It’s supposed to be My Little Pony!!!!
Not My Smoking Pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I absolutely protest against a foul ciggie even so much as NEAR my pony’s mouth!
Even if it *is* his pony now…

I know you think this is great branding
No
This is great branding
That *points up hysterically* is evil branding!

And look at her hair!! It’s all WILD and pontianak-like!
That’s not how you brush your pony’s hair!!
She looks more like she just got stoned and turned hippy!!!!

*wails fading as fairy flies off in agony*

I Like Them Bigger Than

My Hand Can Hold

This was on New Year’s Eve
I know, i know… i haven’t put up jackshit of NYE pics yet… no time!
I’ve been rushing from work to home (to do more work), than out (take photos) than back home (to do more work)

Even woke up early today to do some work.
Now it’s just workworkwork
But where’s the money?! I’m not seeing much yet -_-

Next to me is Calvin
He’s back in Kuantan
And Jason is in S’pore
I miss them both 
Hurry up and come back dammit!

I love this picture
You wouldn’t need to wonder why now, would you.

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