Joyce Goes Shopping

I ran around the whole day with Ashley.
I rewarded myself for being good and hardworking in December by going shopping today… even though i haven’t got the pay yet.
*guilty look*

heh.

I erm charged it to the card.
My Slut was scolding me from his office thanks to Ashley

She grabbed my mobile phone from me and said,
“You know what she did? You know she’s supposed to use her card for emergencies, right? And she bought a  fairy sticker book with it!”

It was so worth it, i swear…
Remember how i wanted to buy another sticker book  last time and i didn’t?
I shall scan my new book  later when i’m free and show all of you what a total bargain it was for 19 ringgit.

I love flower fairies.
It’s so much like my existing tattoos and now i feel like getting more!!!
“You already have two wei. How many fairies you want?!” – PassedOutBen
“But… but… i could have a huge beautiful one on my back where they’re all joined and there’s flowers and things!”
“You want to have a playground on your back…?”

Dave joined Ashes and me at Chilli’s after that.
I had my usual beloved tomato juice cos my stomach still felt wonky  from drinking too much on Sunday night.

I went to Bukit Bintang in the evening with AshleyFai to catch some fashion show by LICT. But we were 20 minutes late *whoops*.
So i ended up being terribly obsessed with my Joyce Rewards Self Program by trying to buy new slutty tops to party in.

“I need new slutty tops.”
“Why la, not enough meh.” – My Slut
“No… i haven’t shopped in months and i’m always wearing the same slutty tops out clubbing!”
“Then don’t go la.”

He obviously knew i wouldn’t take heed to his suggestion.

By the time the shops were closing, i was a happy camper.
I had acquired

Seven new tops – 3 decent and 4 marvelously slutty
One pair of diamante sandals
One denim skirt
Two kiddy books

All with…. Rm100 in my wallet.
Okay.
So i cheated.
I used my card…. 0_o 
i *am* gonna pay the bill!
The total was Rm 300
Value, right!

The problem started when i wanted to buy this classy top
They said i’d have to purchase Rm 50 and above to sign for it
Okay then
I ventured to another part of the shop
Big mistake…
Big discoveries!
And the most evil thing is, they have this discount promotion going on:

Buy 1 top, you get a 20% discount
Buy 2 tops, you get a 30% discount
Buy 3 tops, you get a whopping 50% discount!!!

“Miss, if you get this one too *holds up top i’m pondering whether to buy* you get all at half price off!”
What. Half price off? *ears perk up*
“Really…?” *tries not to sound too excited*
“Yea!… *waves top evilly in my face* If you dowan then nevermind la, but then only 30% discount…” *casually chucks 3rd top to the side*

WALAU!

That felt like someone putting Malibu under my nose to sniff then taking it away!

evilevilevilevilevilevil

What kind of TWISTED MINDS do these people have?!
Do they know the kind of effect it has on us girls?!
Yes… so i fell into their trap.
I don’t care!
Because now i have new slutty tops to satisfy me for weeks!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

*hugs tops crazily*

P/S Dave, you’re been asking for the post bout hot men and babies. Here.

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