Christmas Eve

Oh yes, i’ve been so busy i almost forgot to blar this
So there i was, 5 minutes before KokYew picks me up for midnight mass
And nothing to wear

I *had* planned to wear my white dress (supposedly all holy you see)
And realised last minute that i can’t cos it’s strapless and my huge tattoo would be showing
In CHURCH
Holy mother of god, imagine the stares i’d be getting from aunties

I couldn’t wear my other dresses cos i’d either worn them before or they were too slutty for church
So again.
There i was
5 minutes rush rush rush
fucking hell do you know how difficult that was?!
Everything in my closet was too slutty for church and there wasn’t time to iron the non-slutty ones!

So in the end i wore a really colourful turtleneck and olive slacks

And you know what
When i walked into church feeling all Hail Mary
I stoned because

Holy crap!

There were really skanky hos there!
Short skirts, low tops, high heels
There was even this girl there who dressed just like she was going to go clubbing
I was like, Oi! Have some respect people!

“So you’re one of those people who pose baik la in church”
“I’m not posing… just dress properly la tiu…”
“HA. Then in actuality you’re like the devil at night.”
“oI.”

Carl Cox

So yesterday
Was another of those nights where i got really trashed
And danced and danced
Found surprising photos in my camera the next day
I remember partying with RitaGobiGBKHonSeng
And hanging off poor PassedOutBen like a monkey
And tipsy-talking to Walter
And lying down on the rock outside Zouk after everything
Ho hum….
And tonight will be another….

Kuantan : 2nd Edition

Then we went to another bay area
Which was like heaven
We were the only ones there

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