Every guy’s nightmare
And every girl’s dream…

is first day of MNG Sale.

As i was saying
I was doing my final day of Christmas shopping
And saw the evil ‘50% off everything’ sign

Some strange force pulled me in
So in other words
I lost the plot

You know how girls can be the most impatient creatures in the world sometimes?

Yet
It’s amazing how the chance to acquire beautiful pieces of clothing for an obscene price can muster up the patience of a Pope
The queue stretched thru half the shop
Unfortunately this wasn’t like Zouk where i could cut the line
And every girl stood there waiting patiently and quietly
Amazing huh

The sad thing bout the sale was
I rummaged and rummaged
And just could *not* find any slutty clothes in my size!

The tragedy, i tell you

So i bought angelic decent clothing of happy colours instead

And called my Dad after to tell him i’ll pay him back my credit card bill in February

“What have you been buying la”
“Erm stuff…”
“Yea. The company called me cos you’re nearing your limit.”
“I have a limit?? You put a limit??”
“Of course la. Think i crazy ar, let you have a Platinum without limit.”
“Oh. But not like i’m gonna buy anything really expensive!”
“How i know. Maybe suddenly you lose your mind or something…”

Daddy laughs evilly
I huff in indignance

I went to watch my church friends carol in Eastin Hotel after that
Tina came along
Tina is cool

Here’s my pony with her new haircut
See! Now we both have the same haircut *hugs pony happily*

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