The Louis Edition
because it’s his birthday…
Today is Louis‘s birthday.
Now what’s so special about Louis?
Well, usually i don’t tell him cos he’s so full of himself as it is.
But since today is his birthday, i shall write nice things about Louis.
Louis is an absolute optimist. No matter how boring the place is, i always have fun with him.
Louis has dug me out of so many i-am-in-desperate-need-of-help situations.
Like when i was 18 and my mother locked me out of my house.
Or like when my 2-week-old phone took a swim in a pail of water.
Louis likes to drink alot.
Louis likes R&B.
Therefore Louis is my friend.
Louis is always honest and very shallow.
Like when i put on weight he looked me in the eye and said,
“Fuck. I swear your ass owns two postcodes.”
Louis feeds me Malibu.
Other reasons i love Louis:-
Happy 20th Birthday.
May fairies dance around you as you sleep.
(i’m laughing cos i’m imagining your face when you read this)
If not, then may you have mind-blowing sex and orgasms.
I went to Kiara Hill one evening…
And this morning before work…
happy birthday loise. joyce: share the secret! plz! genes?
gross toe hair
kimberlycun: i lost the plot… what secret??
nightstar:ย i know right.
joyce: me can’t hold tube like that!
he’s cute but ermzzz .. his toez’ hairz do look weird
Wow i think you just did Louis the grand favor of letting everyone know what a turn-off his toe-hairs are. YECH!!!
I’ll think twice about calling him the ‘epitome of hot’ now.
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
omg. my toehairs. those are awesome.
the toe hairs…plus the greenish hue…EEEEEWWW…
really, pedicures aren’t that bad. parafin waxes don’t really hurt that bad too ๐
i still adore that cute rabbit dog a lot
ooh~ prickly worm. always though they were all furry, haha
LOL
teach me to take pictures like u do!!!
i had NO IDEA Louis’ toehairs would draw so much attention. o_0
shit…the toes… Eeeee…