Clowns ain’t all that scary
Just about an hour ago, i killed yet another cockroach using my ‘white liquid’ technique again.
Did you know clowns make quite a sum these days?
My friend, the clown you see above, does it cos he loves kids though.
I was trying to convince Kel that he should be a clown to get girls.
1. It’s a unique profession.
2. The money ain’t that bad.
3. Girls will think you’re so sweet for making little children happy and want to have sex with you.
He ended up yelling (yes he yelled) at me:
“How on EARTH can you claim that clowns are sexy?!?!?”
“I didn’t say sexy… you’re not listening…”
*ignores me* “…You’re INSANE!!!!”
i totally agree with you on the clown profession. i have a bitch of a friend who thinks her clown bf is an embarassment. stupid bitch
3. Girls will think you’re so sweet for making little children happy and want to have sex with you.
—> err…. for some reason this sentence doesnt sound very right… (O_o)
Clowns.. hmmm…. *contemplating career change*
Joyce, you ARE insane. Surely you can somehow see that.
if MY boyfriend were a clown by profession, i’d be super duper proud and think he’s the sweetest thing on earth
exactly.
mmm joyce.. clowns are indeed sexy in a way.. lol