I scolded My Slut halfway sleeping last night. I must’ve been dreaming.
Oh well. It isn’t as bad as when he boxed me  so nvmind.

I just had breakfast.
2 sausages with black pepper sprinkled on
A toasted milk bun with melted butter.

The important thing is, you MUST spread the butter the second you take it out the toaster… so that the butter melts into the bread *heaven*

And milk… with malibu. I was pouring the cold milk into a glass and thought, “why not?”
Malibu goes great with mango lassi and the texture is about the same.
So i dunked in some Malibu… and it tasted awesome.

So listen to me. The great way to start your day is with  milk & malibu.

Confirmed the happiness will last till some woman driver bangs you from behind on the way to work @ your boss kenas you for something you weren’t in 100% fault for.

And another thing is… it looks so harmless. It’s milk. Milk is good. Milk is full of calcium for your bones. Chances are your colleagues won’t even get a sniff of it.

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