Fairy Pissiness

I was hired to take some photos at a function last night.
Initially, i was having fun cos there were lots of girls there working as well to talk to.

There was buffet and beer provided for us. But no wine.
I took a helium balloon, sucked in the helium and spoke in a high fairy voice.
“Joyce, i know you can’t get high on wine… but that’s not the way to go.” – Janet

I didn’t mind taking photos.
Heck, i love taking photos.
But fuck man, taking pictures of aunties give me headache sial.

They’re just supposed to step up, i take their picture against a backdrop and off they go.
But no.
Damn alotta ppl (mostly aunties) stand around there and yak and yak and yak and yak and yak and yak…
While other ppl are standing just next to them wondering why the hell won’t they move.

As for me, i damn muka maintain going, “Excuse me ‘mam…”
And they’re obviously deaf as well as dumb cos they don’t hear me.

In my head, i have a vision of Sakura’s (Naruto) evil side losing it while i’m thinking:

Move la

you

bloody

cow!

eaArgh. I hope i don’t become like that without realising it next time.
Tonight, I’m Ashley’s date.

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