WHOA
Finally. I can blog. The thing that amazed me is that my ratings soared in the time i couldn’t.
So many party pics to put up. No time tonight. Tomorrow i shall let the world view the
PassedOutBen – 1st Edition
Oh.
MediumBen is no longer known so, he is now known as PassedOutBen.
Anticipate, people. Anticipate.
Wow i haven’t bitched for so long, i’m so happy! *fairydances* Let’s bitch about kids today. I encountered two very annoying children on Sunday.
I love kids.
I honestly do.
I even wanted to be a kindergarten teacher.
There was this little boy in the bathroom in 1U.
A prime brat, i tell you.
He was throwing a tantrum and gave me such a shock i almost slipped into the toilet bowl.
When i came out of the stall, he was still screaming away and called Ash a monster when *she* came out.
“No. You’re the monster,” said she.
I stared at him in disgust. I detest kids with no manners.
“You know what he needs? A tight slap,”
said i, rather loudly.
*pause*
“Actually, you know what i’d do if i had a kid like that? I’d pour heaps of malibu and liquor down his throat… so much so that he’d get a fucking horrible hangover and behave himself. That’ll teach him.”
Ashley and Kanch stared at me for pretty long after that.
what… i think its a brilliant idea.
oh yay! nice one on child discipline. well maybe personally i don’t like kids. we always agreed, that we should have babies. cause they’re cute.
then when they grow up and learn how to talk (talk back at you), give them away.
helo, i like this entry ๐
u got the story wrong la friend. i came out and i said,’ was that you? i thought it was a monster…’ (O_o)