The Spread of the Alcos

I realise some friends have had sentences  blithely spurting  out of them, that would have been more appropriate coming out of me.

Like so:

“I’m not happy today, so i just want to drink! Are you in or are you out.”
– Mary, sms, one afternoon in Aug.
“Barcode tonight wei friend. Got beer. Yay, happy night.”
 – MediumBen, in person, 6 pm, last weekend
“You know what i love most bout london? We had beer, red and malibu for breakfast.”
– Ryan S.R., msn, 11 pm

Approximately 5 seconds after stating them, they all said the same thing which went along the similar lines of “oh shit. i just sounded like you.”

Yay.
Joyce Thefairy.
Spreading alcoholic love around the region.

Sounds like an ad. Hrm.

Velvet on Sat nite

Okay, i just HAVE to bitch this out now.
I think my slut is overdoing the whole warfare thing.
Everytime he hangs out with his boyfriends, he chatters utter german/nazi/war-related non sense to me after.
To which i give a time limit of 15 minutes before shutting him up.

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