Today is a special day.

Marvelous

Birthday

Ben!

Since its your birthday, Ben, i shall refer to you TODAY as what you always badgered us for! Today. You shall be LengchaiBen.

So happy birthday LengchaiBen! You’re 23 now. Wunnerfully old. Old Bear nyahaha…

Last night we celebrated Deb’s birthday in Karma.
Jason and Louis were drinking together the whole night.
The birthday girl passed out.
Jason broke a glass, got in trouble with the bouncers and ended up being best friends with them.
I was very angelic and didn’t get drunk.

Then we went to Rush.
Yes i still hate Rush.
It’s so dirty and crowded.
BLEARGH
But again.
It’s the company that counts.

Then we went to Barcode.
Where it was jolly crowded.
I was looking at this guy cos he was so familiar.
He was looking back at me.
“Hey i think i met you before…”
“Eh yea la…”
“I think i was drunk tho.”
“Yea me too!”

My friends are such liars when they’re high slash drunk.
Jason came up to me outside Barcode and said
“Hey i met your cousin.”
“Who?”
“Christopher Khoo.”
“Who’s Christopher Khoo?!”
“There, *points*…”
I look.
And see Nigel toddling about.
I laugh damn fucking loud.
“That’s not my cousin. That’s Aaron’s crazy friend! BWAHAHAHA!!!”

Not like Jason is so honest himself.

Louis and i were driving him to his car.
I heard a small noise like ‘blwek’
I ask “Jason, did you puke?”
“No.”

Later on, Louis had to look for something in the car.
He walks towards us going
“Who the fuck vomited in the back of my car!!!! Jason, is that your vomit?!!!”
“No, not mine.”

So there is the mystery of the anonymous puke-r.
Though really.
Jason was the only one sitting at the back.

* * Aaron The Slut * *
he made me do it
-_-

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