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Things i HAVE to do this week. Don’t be a procrastinating Malaysian, Joyce. Just fucking do it.
( i have a tendency to pretend i’m talking to myself as if to another person)

1. Rewrite your cv…. again. Perfection perfection perfection.
2. Compile your portfolio properly. I don’t care if the fucking hard drive is screwing up.
3. Turn your Little Pony goth. It won’t like being pink forever. Ew. Pink is so over.
4. Clean your room. It became a disaster area again. Even Aaron can’t believe his girlfriend is such a slob. One day, you’re going to slip on that pvc, trip on the blade, cut yourself, fall on the shelf, and collapse on the pile of expensive Shriro papers next to the bed. When you’re drunk. I know you haven’t been getting drunk lately. But damn girl how long will thaT last….
5. Sew Mary’s clothes. Yea, she’s such a bitch to pass you a whole bagful of clothes to cut/sew/make beautiful. But that’s cos you’re so fucking talented.
(did i mention i’m also so egoistic with vodka and malibu in me?)

oh my slut wants to sleep and i have to put him to bed. tata.

I have to entertain myself for a few minutes.
So i’m blogging.
I’m in Johnson’s room.
Drinking vodka and orange.
With my bitch Mary.
Mary’s on the phone.
Dang, we’re out of orange juice….

HOW.

HOWW….

HOWWWWWWWWW

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