What’s With The Camel?
Kelvin, Mary and i are online. Kelv is pissed as fuck cos his editor forgot his name on the magazine this month.
Kelv: There’s this unbelievable amount of frustration building up inside of me.
Mary: You need a drink
Joyce: yEA! Alcohol is GOOD!
Kelv: I need sex. Crazy wild sex. With a camel. Cos even a camel has more courtesy than my editor!!!
Joyce: If i’m stressed, i make out with Mary…
Mary: hee hee hee
Kelv: I don’t want to make out with you two lesbos! I WANT A CAMEL.
Hence.
Strawberry Lassi and Coffee… is a no-no.
I’m listening to the Black Eyed Peas’ Let’s Get It Started. It’s as addictive as Jamelia’s Superstar. But at this very moment, it’s so appropriate for me cos of the
‘and the bass keeps running running and running running and running running and running running…’
cos my nose has been running-running since i woke up.
I wanted to make my usual afternoon cocktail since i’m at home. But i daren’t lest i get sleepy and not complete my work. So i made coffee instead. I ran out of milk. So i substituted it with lassi. I didn’t see it was strawberry flavour till i had dunked it in.
Now i have sucky coffee and no alcohol.
Oh woe is me!
WTF
huh? camel?
if kelvin WANTS to fuck a camel then he is fucked up
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the only sin is stupidity.
-oscar wilde-
and i’m not talking bout the camel. i mean the guy was furious. i’ve said some pretty whack things when i was pissed. like ‘hamster-condoms’. not condoms for hamster. hamsters..as…ok i think you get it.
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ohhh don’t blar kel! kel is very smart and sexay.
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i was referring to you dumping yogurt in replacement for …milk…… lassi is yogurt… strawberry yogurt none the less. you should REALLY get a chatterbox
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“if kelvin WANTS to fuck a camel then he is fucked up”
ROFL.
I’ll let you know the next time the camel evangelists come into town.
And yes, I AM very smart and sexy, and I adore Joyce beyond description.