You fucking litterers!
Is it intentional or WHAT?! Just when i blog about litterbugs, two of my friends litter in front of me today!
i went out with my ex just now, and he happily threw tissue paper on the floor.
The second it hit the floor, he knew the shit was going to hit the fan.
Then. I met up with BigBen. He threw his ciggie box paper out of the car. Saw my face. And said he ate it.
I happily bought tea eggs to eat. You know? Those chinese herbal ones that go for 2 bucks for 3.
“hello friend. NOBODY eats three eggs in one hour ok.” – Ben
I haven’t seen Ben for so long cos he was in Melbourne getting drunk and spending shitloads of money. Now he’s back. And back to bullying me as well. You know what he made me say?
“C’mon Joyce, say it. Repeat after me: I have a problem with alcohol”
*layan* “I have a problem with alcohol.”
“Yay. Now say it louder…”
tissue and ciggies biodegradable what…….lol
i just *had* to…
…..hurrah for TEA EGGS! *cheer joy yum!*
Big Ben should be shot. He killed my iPod!! Help me kill him!!