Mad Angry People

Ash and i were looking for a place to park in the 1U carpark this afternoon.
We accidentally went the wrong way on one of the lanes.
This van honked us CRAZILY even though there was space for him to pass.
I mean, what the fuck man… it happens sometimes and *we* don’t honk madly when we experienced someone else going the opposite direction 5 mins later!

Ash stopped the car when we saw a guy walking towards his car to leave.
Suddenly, this van stops abruptly in the middle of the lane and this guy hops out.
He’s chinese, in his early 30s with this absolutely stark raving mad face.
I can’t remember what he was wearing.
Because his mad mofo face just distracts you from anything in a 3m radius of it.

“Ash. Lock your door…!”
He goes to her window, starts yelling like a crazy motherfucker and punches at her window.
And then.
THEN. note: i’m not writing ‘than’ heh
His equally violent crazy ass wife comes out with this angry expression as well.
Oh.
My.
God.
He gave the window another good two punches cos Ash and i were stoned with disbelief, before she drove off.
I wish we rolled over his foot or something.
He even tried to hold onto the car when we drove off.
How so very smart.

Long story short, we were freaking paranoid after that cos he was so violent, i swear he would have taken a swing at Ash if he saw us in 1U.
We told a security guard bout it and he temaned us upstairs.
I bought pepper spray from Guardian… (it’s about time i got one anyhow)
The back of the package stated ‘effects will last from 30 to 40 minutes’

And i said to Ash, “yEA. Die motherfucker DIE” while imagining spraying him and his damn wife till they cough and choke like hai and Ash and i will give him more than a few kicks in the balls for being a fucking bully to two small cute girls like us.

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