Bedtime Story
Once upon a time in the city of Kuala Lumpur, there was a Rich Stingy Jerk who didn’t pay back a measly 50 ringgit to a Sweet Not-So-Rich Girl for three years. Lies of ‘i passed the money to so-and-so’ and other ways of mindless deceit were used to prolong/avoid the money being paid back. Now, it wasn’t that the Sweet Not-So-Rich girl was a chaser in asking for the money. The point was that he promised to pay back the DAY AFTER he borrowed it and he was more than capable of paying it back. Goodness knows what was so difficult about it.
So one day, the Sweet Not-So-Rich (not so sweet when hostile) Girl posted a bulletin on Friendster proclaiming the matter to everyone that knew her. Knowing how Friendster works, many of the people who read it knew him as well.
The money was paid back the very next day.
(Please bear in mind it took a Friendster bulletin to complete in one day what had been hanging for three years – ego does it all ey)
Even though the matter was over, the bulletin was forwarded on other bulletins inviting ‘Rich Stingy Jerk did that to me too!’ stories from other people as well as comments that put him down marvelously. Of course, he took it very badly. Oh poor him. *tries not to roll eyes* THAN, this conversation took place:-
Rich Stingy Jerk: Stupid lar her boyfriend.
Sitting-On-Fence Girl: Huh? Why blame the boyfriend for….? Nothing to do with him what!
Rich Stingy Jerk: Yes mar. The boyfriend dunno how to take care of his dog.
Wow. Fuck you man. Kurang ajar to the max after your bullshit. You’re just lucky i’m not stating names here.
note: Sweet Not-So-Rich Girl is not me. She is a friend of mine.
OMG. This is hilarious. You could practically sell this superbly effective method to those loan sharks. Hahahah. Plus I think u ought toย set the motherfucker’s house ablazeย for making that statement about ‘the boyfriendย not knowing how to takeย care of his dog’. Fuck him lar. At least you got the dosh back. =) Take care!
oi not me lar…!
whoopsies. I overlooked the last part. Heheh. Anyway, pass the msg to ur friend, then.
Hugs.