i’m doing my work and having some kind of bLOCK! *breaths in breaths out* i just went to rummage in the refrigerator.
there is ONE egg.
if i’m really bored. i shall cook it with mayonnaise (just because i have some) and watch erm SATC reruns.
i don’t think i’ll be sleeping much tonight.
Lisa just came back from a fabulous holiday in KK yesterday and she got us all presents…. guess guess! ….. 
… she got us…. SHOT GLASSES! muahaha…. what a PERFECT present for us!
Just now, Ashley said to me:
You know what, every entry in your blog has something to do with alcohol 
Me: nO la. Where got… yester..*pauses* the day befo.. *pauses* …*looks in air really hard while thinking* wait la. i’ll go look for one entry without it and tell you.
Before that, Mooky and Ash were super disturbing me like fuck cos i needed to pee really motherpucking badly.
The kind where if you laugh, you feel like your stomach will explode from under you.
The kind where you don’t really want to tell your friends because then they’d turn up the air con and try to press your stomach.
But then you tell them cos you want them to hurry up.
You get the picture.
While i was in the bathroom i turned on the tap in a hurry and it made some cacat squirting vibrating sound against the porcelain wall and Mooky shouted from outside, “i heard you FARTING!!”
eww. how gross is that!!!!!
i felt like hitting him.
it’s like, guilty till proven innocent. mahai. and than you don’t reALLY want to defend yourself cos than, they’d think you’re trying so hard cos you DID fart. but than, if you don’t defend yourself at all, they then think that you’re not trying to defend yourself cos you ARE guilty.
Anyhow i dO admit if i farted. Ha. I just did the other night cos i was laughing with a guy friend about something and halfway i said ‘oops sorry i farted!’ which was really unnecessary cos he didn’t even hear it (tho i did, so i thought he did). And he gave me this really weird look like he didn’t know how to react. It was a cross between a raised eyebrow, big eyes, slightly opened mouth in shock, and trying to look okay about it.
i was quite amused.
Mostly cos it’s an expression i’ve never seen before. Whassup with guys with girls who fart anyway. They’d say it’s not natural, it’s not meant to be, it’s a turn off bla bla bla.
Well.
Girls are human too. They take shits. And they fart. And if you ever get married, you’re definitely going to be hearing some special effects. You know what. Here’s a knife. Go kill yourself if you can’t accept it.
Damn, i sure am crapping alot here. Must be the Coke. hyperhyperhyperhhyperhyper!!
Fucking hell! it’s almost 7 am. i should erm sleep soon.
